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Have you ever...

Yes, an evening with both of us tired and cuddling.

Had only single one thing scheduled and still managed to forget about it?
 
No, but I have worked without promised pay.

HYE let a mosquito drink blood from you and fly away unharmed?
 
yes more than once.

HYE kicked a door in and realized it's not as easy as you thought it was like in the movies?
Uhm. No? When first did it I don’t remember seeing a movie of it; was shown how to first time by a pro. Remeber seeing it a movie once, sometime later and was like “Uhm. No.”

HYE woken in the morning looked over and thought “Fuckin Beer Goggles were working overtime”
 
I came damn near close. Luckily she was sitting on my lap. My penis was only poking out from my fly so my pants were still pulled up. She was covering my genitalia when my brother decided to creep up on me.

HYE skipped taking a bath/shower for more than 4 days?
 
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