No, but your question reminds me a lot of "Self Esteem" by "The Offspring".
Have you ever had an electrostatic discharge occur between you and your animal's wet nose and then your animal looked shocked and deeply sad at you, wondering why in the world you would do this to him? ☹
hahahah and feel the goosebumps craw up your arm waiting to see if you are caught- yeah.
HYE You ever had really bad cramping in the backseat of a car giving head