Have you ever...

[FloofyNewfie]

Only when I first masturbated.

HYE had that sensation in the last month?

I actually has a little bit of the sensation today when I got done fucking my newfie girl! lol! But The most intense one I had was about a few weeks ago when I also got done fucking her. With her being so tall fucking her is exhausting but so worth the reward, so that might be part of it!

HYE tried to set a personal record on how many times you could masturbate in one day?

 

[ascendtoaccept]

Not set out initially, but when I was at like 4 or 5 I was like "Might as well see how many times I can do it today"

HYE inserted something weird in you (so animal cock, unless exotic, does not count for this forum lol)

 

[RotGerShep]

Does the top of a beer bottle count?

HYE masturbated in public?

 

[ascendtoaccept]

Yes it can count. Does masturbating in public toilets count?

HYE completed the Pokedex in a Pokemon game?

 

[RotGerShep]

I think it does. I haven't.

HYE fantasized about a relative?

 

[swampy]

o yes I have.
HYE done more than just fantasize about a relative?

 

[RotGerShep]

I had sex with my cousin at a family reunion.

Have you ever peed in public?

 

[swampy]

yes always lol
HYE been caught masterbating

 

[Pillar]

yes always lol
HYE been caught masterbating

By someone unintended, yes.

HYE watched/seen more than one person masturbate at the same time in person?

 

[RotGerShep]

Yes

HYE inserted something bigger than a fist into you?

 

[Pillar]

Yes

HYE inserted something bigger than a fist into you?

Fortunately no.

HYE been "arrested"?

 

[420Fatty]

No because I'm not a chump with money to waste.

Have you ever done something stupid then wondered why no one was there to help get you out of the situation you put yourself into?

 

[Pillar]

No because I'm not a chump with money to waste.

Have you ever done something stupid then wondered why no one was there to help get you out of the situation you put yourself into?

No, which is surprising for someone like myself.

HYE done a speedball?

 

[RotGerShep]

I'm not exactly sure what that is. I used to play softball in school a few years ago.

HYE peed in a pool?

 

[420Fatty]

That's like asking, Have you ever woken up in the morning?

Have you ever wondered if other people are even trying?

 

[RotGerShep]

Yes

HYE pooped in a pool?

 

[RotGerShep]

I'm a recovering heroin and meth addict. So I'll plead the fifth

Ohhhh I don't have much experience with drugs. I hope your recovery goes well.

 

[Deehunter1608]

Not in a pool but in a pond while swimming I did
HYE had sex in a church

 

[420Fatty]

Of course not. The only sex that happens in church is completely illegal and for some reason unconvictable.

HYE eaten a burger with peanut butter?

 

[ascendtoaccept]

No

HYE eaten your own cum?

 

[Pillar]

No

HYE eaten your own cum?

Yes. I taste quite good

Have you eaten female ejaculate before?

 

[swampy]

WHY yes I have it tastes pretty good if you ask me

HYE been in the real swamp

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

WHY yes I have it tastes pretty good if you ask me

HYE been in the real swamp

Nope. Bogs, marshes but no swamps.

Have you ever Taken your Vehicle Airborne on purpose?

 

[Wrongkindoflove]

Yes it broke it too,

Have you ever submerged a vehicle?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Yes it broke it too,

Have you ever submerged a vehicle?

Remember that Marsh I mentioned earlier? lol
well I didn't quite sink the 1972 Datsun pickup, instead it had 60 series tires on front, and 50 Series in the back. this allowed the truck to float a bit,and I mud bogged it across a mile of that shit @ 3Mph.

HYE: Lost a tire on the highway @ highway speeds? (blow out/wheel hub ejection, Etc)

 

[420Fatty]

Luckily no.

Have you ever been hanging out with a friend when one of their friends calls and tells you they were just in a race war?
(Skin tone race war, not vroom vroom race war)

 

[Pillar]

Luckily no.

Have you ever been hanging out with a friend when one of their friends calls and tells you they were just in a race war?

Not exactly, but that one "friend" ended up making that race war. For fucks sake, some people still have to make race an issue. Retards.

HYE been jumped?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Luckily no.

Have you ever been hanging out with a friend when one of their friends calls and tells you they were just in a race war?
(Skin tone race war, not vroom vroom race war)

Nope, all my friends get along, no matter their peltry.
black, white, Latino, laoation, redneck, hayseed or freak.

HYE: Felt like Switzerland?

 

[RotGerShep]

Nope, all my friends get along, no matter their peltry.
black, white, Latino, laoation, redneck, hayseed or freak.

HYE: Felt like Switzerland?

I'm not really sure what that means.

HYE wondered what to ask next on here?

 

[Pillar]

I'm not really sure what that means.

HYE wondered what to ask next on here?

More than a handful of times.

HYE climbed a mountain to its peak?