Leroyjones
Citizen of Zooville
I'm related to Bonnie Parker (Bonnie & Clyde), Doc Holliday, and Jesse James from the wild west.
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SaltyFrame11
Tourist
My favorite holiday is Harry Potter week (Not yet recognized as a national holiday, but it should be!)
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
V8 Rocks, and I HATE Tomato juice drinks.
I'd Rather actually eat a Tomato.
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MareButtUddrrLovrr
Guest
As odd as it sounds, I don't like eating tomatoes much. Somehow, I don't mind if they are in hamburgers and some sandwiches, but for some reason I just can't stand tomatoes in soup.
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
A burning thought came to mind while reading your lineage, My departed Grandfather, once sat me down and told me that somehow, someway, Clyde Barrel was in some way involved in my dad's (and Grandfathers) side of the family tree. since they were the "Good Christian Family" side of my lineage, They were not known to lie or overly elaborate. I thought, wow that's quite a coincidence.
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Thanks Man, it's been a rough few years of financial recovery from dual disasters.
Leroyjones
Citizen of Zooville
That's awesome. Clyde Barrow was the innocent one who got caught up in a mess. Bonnie was literally insane.
I have received a blowjob from a Jenny(donkey) 3 different female boxer's(mine, trained) 1 stud horse.
I think humans are the biggest joke on Earth and we are only here to entertain the animals.
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MareButtUddrrLovrr
Guest
I am a Romulan sympathizer, lol.
Leroyjones
Citizen of Zooville
You could be right!
Barb Dwyer
Tourist
The best blowjobs I ever received were from a colt. Oh can they wrap around you.
That is very, VERY dangerous. If you try it, keep your thumb alongside your penis so when they bite, the bones of your thumb will protect your penis from being crushed.
I once had a lover equine
who chomped on this pecker of mine.
That's how, on a lark,
I got a big mark,
and lost inches seven through nine.
I posted that many years ago and someone replied that he really did lose the end of his penis. I can report that a human penis can bruise black-and-blue like anywhere else on the body. Pretty funny to go to work the next morning and try to walk straight, knowing that no one would believe what happened to your dick.
Look for the video titles "strolling blowjob" and "seated blowjob" and "nuzzles."
I like a toothy blowjob and equines will do that, but canines are much safer.
That is very, VERY dangerous. If you try it, keep your thumb alongside your penis so when they bite, the bones of your thumb will protect your penis from being crushed.
I once had a lover equine
who chomped on this pecker of mine.
That's how, on a lark,
I got a big mark,
and lost inches seven through nine.
I posted that many years ago and someone replied that he really did lose the end of his penis. I can report that a human penis can bruise black-and-blue like anywhere else on the body. Pretty funny to go to work the next morning and try to walk straight, knowing that no one would believe what happened to your dick.
Look for the video titles "strolling blowjob" and "seated blowjob" and "nuzzles."
I like a toothy blowjob and equines will do that, but canines are much safer.
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IAmAFunGuy
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I'm a very horny virgin, who is waiting for my first human and zoo experience 
If your interested in fixing this, dm me
If your interested in fixing this, dm me
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That seems amazing to me - I don't mean like BS but like what are the chances - I wonder if that is the only place in the world where you could do that.
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K9lover_25
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Been a guitar player for over 20 years
Love to study music theory and push buttons on synths!!!!
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Spuffl3s
Tourist
I'm not sure, but what is crazy is that it was a Japanese freighter that landed on top of a German ship from WW1. What were the Germans even doing there during that war?
Leroyjones
Citizen of Zooville
Beautiful Gibson. I have one as well.
I was supposed to be willed a 1953 Gibson Les Paul custom acoustic that was valued at 30k in the 90's, but my extended family stole it and all the other things that were supposed to be given to my immediate family.
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Citizen of Zooville
Ok boomer
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I have never participated in it and probably never will. I just don't judge others who have/want to
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mares4me
Guest
I don't like incest at all
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MareButtUddrrLovrr
Guest
I wouldn't mind incest, but she would have to be someone I'm genuinely attracted to...and no risk of impregnation.
Sometime I cook a large meal in the middle of the night
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Citizen of Zooville
I have my biggest meal of the day in the early morning (like between 5am and 7am)
I think I'm addicted to ebay
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Citizen of Zooville
I've been there a few years ago
I have anger management issues
I have anger management issues
Oh too bad - I hope you're doing well with it
I got my PPL Private Pilot License back in March and now 8 months later I have logged 200 hours in the air
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Citizen of Zooville
I thought I did but I have been having outbursts again after like a decade of nothing. I haven't been physically violent with anyone but I'm getting the urge to just deck a person who gets in my way ngl
It seems lately people are being real dicks
It seems lately people are being real dicks
Lately??? I always try to keep myself in a positive mind and I try to surround myself with people that are of the same mindset. That helps a lot for me, but I never had much of a temper and I have a lot of tolerance.