Fun fact about yourself

[melanie00]

closet light here, started doing it again after becoming a parent because now everything scares me again lol

I hate the dark lol

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I hate the dark lol

HA, it's basic human nature tbh

 

[KnotReady]

lol, well I know who to call when the Zombie Apocalypse begins

Pffff like you have my number.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Pffff like you have my number.

*calls you, lets it ring once and hangs up*
You were saying?

 

[KnotReady]

*calls you, lets it ring once and hangs up*
You were saying?

Sounds about right. My big wiener made you too nervous to stay on the line didn’t it ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Sounds about right. My big wiener made you too nervous to stay on the line didn’t it ?

...........no............shuddup!

 

[bik9lover]

I still sleep with a night light at 38. Lol

I'm 50 and do the same.

Fun fact#1: I have a 14 inch tongue
Fun fact#2: I'm a liar - but I wish I wasn't!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I felt really guilty and cried to my mom after the first time I said the word "fuck".

Similar story

Apparently when I was 3, after my brother was born and mom was giving him attention more than me, I called her a bitch.
I was born mean apparently lol

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I really hope you got in trouble for that.

If you count being reminded of it every year on my brother's bday trouble, then yes absolutely

 

[sydneyzoo77]

I'm at my happiest when I'm scuba diving. Even more so than sex!

 

[lucyninfomana00]

I own 26 pairs of socks

 

[hughydewey]

I've never had my own room ever, always slept on a futon in the living room

 

[Kristy]

I still sleep with a night light at 38. Lol

Nothing wrong with that. Not even unusual.

 

[Kristy]

I sleep in complete and total darkness. I like that, as do my bedmates.

 

[Kristy]

I can pick up most songs quite easily on guitar

Pretty cool!

 

[Kristy]

not the kind like when getting out of the shower and...........well, doing the helicopter, right?

You guys are pigs!
@KnotReady

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You guys are pigs!
@KnotReady

oink

 

[Kristy]

oink

Pigs! And don't you ever sleep anymore??

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Pigs! And don't you ever sleep anymore??

Of course I do.

sleep is that thing where you drink caffeine and have panic attacks all night right?

 

[Kristy]

Of course I do.

sleep is that thing where you drink caffeine and have panic attacks all night right?

Well golly, this is not good for you.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Well golly, this is not good for you.

I'm kidding. This place is actually my stress reliever, which, with the craziness I'm taking care of right now, is definitely needed

 

[lucyninfomana00]

for the first time in my life today, I peeled a pineapple.

 

[KnotReady]

You guys are pigs!
@KnotReady

Why am i the only one called out ?

 

[Sedirae]

I just got a wig and mask for the crossdressing I found out I kinda enjoy xD

 

[Valkiria]

I don't mind hugging a python, but I'm scared of small lizards (don't tell anyone, pls).

 

[Sedirae]

I just taught myself to deepthroat

 

[Kristy]

My favorite time to deep-kiss one of my ladies is right after they've devoured me and made me cum. I love how I taste
when my cum and juice is all over their cheeks, and when I slide my tongue around in their mouths.

 

[Sedirae]

My favorite time to deep-kiss one of my ladies is right after they've devoured me and made me cum. I love how I taste
when my cum and juice is all over their cheeks, and when I slide my tongue around in their mouths.

Sounds relatable

 

[Uarerxi]

I cut my head open when I was eight. When people see the scar now (I'm bald) they ask how I got it. I say I had my mind control chip removed!

 

[Kristy]

When I need a strapon fuck, my pussy or ass has to be pounded hard, mercilessly. My partners have to take turns on me,
because they get worn out, properly giving me the fuck I must have.