Fun fact about yourself

[Mickflare]

Hollywood explosions always have too much fire!

Hollywood gets a lot of military stuff wrong. A lot XD

 

[AmoJc]

I love hentai art and pics about bestiallity and keep my favourite in files in my pendrive

 

[Pillar]

At least half of the time I make asinine presumptions.

 

[vic96]

i was adopted when i was 16

 

[Sub_Nicole]

ich liebe es mich zu unterwerfen, es ist meine Passion. Da meine Herrin sehr zufrieden mit mir ist, nehme ich an, dass ich das sehr gut kann

 

[Pillar]

I might have erectile dysfunction

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I spend more time working on exotic sports cars than their owners do driving them.

 

[Pillar]

My drug of choice is the love I get vom JESUS. Just kidding it´s Weed

To get the drug of JESUS you must first submit!

 

[420Fatty]

To get the drug of JESUS you must first submit!

No you don't. They give that shit away for free in every hotel room. Plus if you live in the south and like to mind your own business, These fuckers will hunt you down and try to recruit you.

Stick to mother nature, She has WAAAAAAAAAAAY more to offer and you can have it now, no need to die.

 

[silver_Lining]

I once listened to the same song, on repeat for five days straight non stop. lol (also means i was awake for most of it). lol

 

[Pillar]

I once listened to the same song, on repeat for five days straight non stop. lol (also means i was awake for most of it). lol

Five days? While u don't think you were up that whole time, five days to listen to one song, it must've been a damn good song!


A fact about me... I've had weird dreams lately.

 

[Galina]

If I let it grow out, my pubic hair and under arms are Blond even though I have brown hair.

 

[Pillar]

Some people called me lazy.

 

[silver_Lining]

Five days? While u don't think you were up that whole time, five days to listen to one song, it must've been a damn good song!


A fact about me... I've had weird dreams lately.

yeah most of the 5 days.....i was super bored, hot and sticky was house sitting for my sister and just could not get comfortable enough to sleep lol the song was cotton eye joe.

 

[NorthernViking]

yeah most of the 5 days.....i was super bored, hot and sticky was house sitting for my sister and just could not get comfortable enough to sleep lol the song was cotton eye joe.

Rednex, Our own Swedish hillbillies
????‍? ??

 

[NorthernViking]

I have a hard time keeping my boner if the chick is to skinny ??‍

 

[FatBitchPussy]

I've been to 37 countries.

 

[TaintedPetXoX]

My bunny costume arrived in the post today!!

 

[rng3000]

My bunny costume arrived in the post today!!

WE'd love to see you in it

 

[Naughtydoggy2]

I like to pee in the shower ?

 

[Bloodwolf]

If my patience was a substance, it would be silk.

 

[TaintedPetXoX]

WE'd love to see you in it

Maybe tomorrow.. maybe

 

[rng3000]

Maybe tomorrow.. maybe

we can't wait))

 

[Sniffer]

I might have erectile dysfunction

Is that really important? I don't think so. At least Sniffer doesn't care if hard or soft. He pleases me one way or the other until I cum. Never ever a disappointment. It does not make nobody less of a man, if he really is a man. It takes a bit more than just a stiff dick.

 

[Stealthc137]

I like writing song lyrics but I always end up feeling like the song isnt good enough so I just end up tossing it in the trash

 

[Flying Dutchman]

I pee if I laugh

MMMM... ???????

 

[Flying Dutchman]

I like frilly knickers

Me too! To see them on women's butts! ???

 

[Flying Dutchman]

I've never heard of that before.

I was born with congestive heart and lung failure. I died 3 times.

Welcome back! ??

 

[Flying Dutchman]

Things that are taboo, that you're not suppose to do, arouse me so much that I can almost think myself into an orgasm. That's sic right?

???

 

[Flying Dutchman]

Smart Ass - LOL

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