I was living with folks who treated their dogs pretty poorly. I always tried to help them out, treat them better. Eventually, I was giving the chocolate lab pets, and our faces were pretty close. She just started kissing me. I was SO caught off guard, and my brain went kind of fuzzy. I just sat there, opening my mouth, super passive, until I tasted blood. My lip had a small cut that had gotten reopened by the kissing. I suddenly remembered that the owners could have walked in on me at any point, since we were in the living room, and pulled away. Super hot.