Don’t Wake the Mods!

[Varjak]

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[Mare Lover 1975]

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[Varjak]

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[son1911]

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[Mare Lover 1975]

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[Zeloran777]

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Daddy's coming to spank us soon.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

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[Varjak]

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[son1911]

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[Daneζ]

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[son1911]

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[chikako]

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[Mare Lover 1975]

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[son1911]

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[FloofyNewfie]

When you become the very thing you swore to destroy...

 

[son1911]

A salaryman?

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[FloofyNewfie]

A salaryman?

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A mailman! Although they may not be that common in Sweetish Meatball land! Lol

My mailman happens to be a woman. What do I even call her?? A mailwomen? A female mailman? A Femail man?? Ugg... so confused!

 

[YIMBY]

When you become the very thing you swore to destroy...
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I may be crazy to think this but... sometimes Shepherds look like Corgis.

A mailman! Although they may not be that common in Sweetish Meatball land! Lol

My mailman happens to be a woman. What do I even call her?? A mailwomen? A female mailman? A Femail man?? Ugg... so confused!

The postie!

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[son1911]

A mailman! Although they may not be that common in Sweetish Meatball land! Lol

My mailman happens to be a woman. What do I even call her?? A mailwomen? A female mailman? A Femail man?? Ugg... so confused!

Lol! The salaryman is actually my very thing to destroy. In Swedish we have the gender neutral pronoun hen. What about a mail hen? ?

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[YIMBY]

Lol! The salaryman is actually my very thing to destroy. In Swedish we have the gender neutral pronoun hen. What about a mail hen? ?

Doesn't really work in English as a hen is a female bird (in reference to chickens, usually). So if we call her a mailhen, a male mailman would be a mailcock.

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[son1911]

Doesn't really work in English as a hen is a female chicken. So if we call her a mailhen, a male mailman would be a mailcock.

I can't see any problems with that. ?

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[YIMBY]

I can't see any problems with that. ?

The mailcock has a huge package for you!

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[son1911]

The mailcock has a huge package for you!

It'll fit. ?

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[YIMBY]

It'll fit. ?

He'll just poke it in your mail-slot.

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[son1911]

He'll just poke it in your mail-slot.

Spoiler: My mailslot

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[YIMBY]

Spoiler: My mailslot

Oh look, the plumber's back!

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[son1911]

Oh look, the plumber's back!

I've got something for you: ?

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[YIMBY]

I've got something for you: ?

I think you're suffering from mixed-metaphors.

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[son1911]

I think you're suffering from mixed-metaphors.

Back off, sir! I am already aware of my suffering.

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