Well fine then, no helping me wake up for you!You would not be the first person to ever say that you old bag.
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Did you wash it down with whiskey?? ?
Nooooooooooo! I need it!!Well fine then, no helping me wake up for you!
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I don’t know, you really hurt my feelings. Old bag? ?I could. If you wish.
Too early for you for whiskey? I didn’t know that was a thing!114
Nah it was way too early
I’ll tag him out. WWE style. 117He’s gunna get up real fast when he wakes up and I’m snuggled up in them fancy sheets.
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Who said that’s a bad thing? I still got my pack from 6th grade. Still holding strongI don’t know, you really hurt my feelings. Old bag? ?
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Good thing I’m young, it’ll be a breeze to keep up with you old men!I’ll tag him out. WWE style. 117
121. You would smell of fear at the start lineGood thing I’m young, it’ll be a breeze to keep up with you old men!
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I’m laying in a queen. Still got room for two. How fat you think I am? Bastard.Yeah you two will have to tag in and out, I’ve only got a queen bed. No fighting over me now! ?
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Gotta keep a spot or two open for the dogs though!I’m laying in a queen. Still got room for two. How fat you think I am? Bastard.
You ever pack all You own in 3 days? I’ll manage. 126Gotta keep a spot or two open for the dogs though!
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Octa wolf Dane sandwich. Oh shit. I’m hungry. 128124
I’m in a queen with a Great Dane. If you two squeeze you can both fit with us ?
131 with all the fur I don’t think so.130
We're gonna need a padded room for all those snuggs
Don’t forget you got a 30 minute wait time on the smerf pill. I’ll wait. 135
Oh no, I don’t need the little blues yet, I’m not old like you two!Don’t forget you got a 30 minute wait time on the smerf pill. I’ll wait. 135
That’s how I know your still a pup. Thinking 28 is old.? 137Oh no, I don’t need the little blues yet, I’m not old like you two!
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sorry, I meant middle aged ?That’s how I know your still a pup. Thinking 28 is old.? 137
I don’t need ‘em but I got some off one of those “discrete boner pills mailed to you” websites that have popped up since the patent on viagra expired. They’re a handy tool to have in the utility belt, especially for when my girl is in heat. It helps me continue to satisfy her insatiable needs time, and time, and time, and time, and time again. ?Oh no, I don’t need the little blues yet, I’m not old like you two!