Don’t Wake the Mods!

[Ted Danson Machine]

34
Pizza shouldnt be on FRUIT

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

35
I knew I could trust you Son! Fruit belongs alone! But, I'm not a fan of pineapple by itself either.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

36
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE VICTIM BLAMING THE PINEAPPLE??

 

[son1911]

37
I don't like it either.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

38
you gaslighting fruitist jerks

 

[son1911]

39
I have to apply my fruitist ideas on something.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

40
Why not that fruit that smells like death..................umm..........OH yeah
The Easter Bunny

 

[son1911]

41
Don't be silly. The easter bunny is chocolate. ??

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

42

and dark chocolate is???

 

[son1911]

43
Evil magic!

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

44
Now I want chocolate...

 

[son1911]

45
?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

46
*steals sons chocolate seductively*

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

47
That escalated quickly while I went to get chocolate.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

48
I think I may have put a hersheys kiss on my nipple

 

[son1911]

49

I think I may have put a hersheys kiss on my nipple

Nom! ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

*slowly puts another one on*
you missed,,,,,,,,,,,hehehe
50

 

[son1911]

51

*slowly puts another one on*
you missed,,,,,,,,,,,hehehe

Nom! ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

52
HEY, YOU TOOK ACTUAL NIP!!!!

 

[son1911]

53
AND IT TASTES DELICIOUS!!!!!!!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

54
It better, I only buy the finest stem cells

 

[son1911]

55
From Dior?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

56
pfffft peasant
Wal-Mart dumpster obviously

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

57

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

58
ok, fox is in serious mode

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

59
I was going to tell you to stay out of my dumpster, but was still deciding if I wanted you to know it was mine.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

60
hehe, Freudian slip for the win

 

[YIMBY]

61

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

62
Heya YIMBY

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

63
mornin yimby