Don’t Wake the Mods!

[son1911]

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[MrsShemon]

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Me and Son don't really have big cats roaming around.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

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I do, can't outfox me, but must be paying attention.

 

[son1911]

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We have Lynx lynx.

 

[MrsShemon]

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Yeah, but they are usually terrified of humans.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

49
We have bobcats, and cougars aka mountain lions.

 

[MrsShemon]

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Cougars? Can't be that terrifying can they?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

51
AHHHH A COUGAR!!!

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

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Cougars? Can't be that terrifying can they?
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Wrong kind of cougar! For what I'm talking about anyway lol. Mountain lions are pretty sneaky and can be dangerous.

 

[MrsShemon]

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To Mike: Please, chicken little.
An older hot woman hitting on you and you will instantly have a raging erection.

Edit: Thumps up to Fox.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

54
only if she does too lol

 

[ShanoirII]

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To Mike: Please, chicken little.
An older hot woman hitting on you and you will instantly have a raging erection.

Edit: Thumps up to Fox.

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no. her hitting on me will instantly give me a raging erection

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

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I can't do the big cats lol.

 

[MrsShemon]

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no. her hitting on me will instantly give me a raging erection

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And probably end in the most epic hike in all human history.

 

[ShanoirII]

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cougars are not big cats, fox.
they are only medium cats, like cheetahs.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

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Have one stalk you and tell me that boio lol.

 

[ShanoirII]

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the average female cougar weight is 90 lb
the average female lion weight is 320 lb
they definitely do not belong in the same class, boi

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

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The one that did that looked bigger than 90 pounds! But, ok.

 

[ShanoirII]

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male cougars are an average of 140 lb, so it may have been a male instead of a female

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

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The only cheetah I trust is Chester

 

[ShanoirII]

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but he is ugly

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

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but, cheetos!!

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

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Had to be a male then, that was a "big cat"

 

[ShanoirII]

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i dont like cheetos. the weird cheese dust that gets all over your hand is a complete turn off

 

[ShanoirII]

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Spoiler: a crime against god

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

68
weirdest boner I've ever had

 

[ShanoirII]

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[FoxandtheHounds]

70
Facts, about the crime lol

 

[ShanoirII]

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[Ted Danson Machine]

70
Facts, about the crime lol

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phew, I was hoping no one noticed