Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
You know what the psychiatrist said to the guy who wore plastic wrap for pants?The answer is clearly McDonald’s
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Badumtiss
You know what the psychiatrist said to the guy who wore plastic wrap for pants?The answer is clearly McDonald’s
Is this what our relationship has come to.You know what the psychiatrist said to the guy who wore plastic wrap for pants?
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Badumtiss
I don't know. But I should tell you I worry about my calendar. Its days are numbered.Is this what our relationship has come to.
And you call ME the pig......lolTrue story:
A female working the counter in a McDonalds asked me:
"You want whip cream on your milkshake?"
I leaned to her as far across the counter as I could and said,
"You betcha, and make sure there's enough whip cream for both you and me, sweetheart."
She gasped, "Oh...omg..."
Hey, I could have offered to tie the cherry stem in a knot with my ladyparts, but I held back.And you call ME the pig......lol
I retract my previous statement. You're a saint.Hey, I could have offered to tie the cherry stem in a knot with my ladyparts, but I held back.
Get it straight - I'm a demon lesbian succubus. Don't forget it, muggle.I retract my previous statement. You're a saint.
of darkness lol
Yes I know, but your official title didn't work with my joke...............don't curse meGet it straight - I'm a demon lesbian succubus. Don't forget it, muggle.
Yes, but the toys in Happy Meals stink now. Used to be really cool (ok, maybe I thought that because I was a kid, but still)Burger King. Their food seems foodier. But MacDonald's has the Happy Meals.
Well, nothing can beat Kinder eggs when it comes to toys.Yes, but the toys in Happy Meals stink now. Used to be really cool (ok, maybe I thought that because I was a kid, but still)
I beg to differ. Ever tried lawn darts?Well, nothing can beat Kinder eggs when it comes to toys.
That doesn't sound like something you should eat. What is it?I beg to differ. Ever tried lawn darts?
Aerial 3 pound darts that kids would toss way up into the air to make them land in the ground, sharp side down........you can see where there may have been an issue lolThat doesn't sound like something you should eat. What is it?
Parents come to intervene only to get a dart in their heads.Aerial 3 pound darts that kids would toss way up into the air to make them land in the ground, sharp side down........you can see where there may have been an issue lol
Yes, also.......they were originally made for kids, so.......definitely some lawsuits filed by parents lolParents come to intervene only to get a dart in their heads.
Americans...Yes, also.......they were originally made for kids, so.......definitely some lawsuits filed by parents lol
I know right? We ARE above so you have to look up.Americans...
For trains?I know right? We ARE above so you have to look up.
hehehe
Or random dartsFor trains?