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Bloodwolf said:
I will let you know how it is when she comes in the mail.
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I would sincerely appreciate that since I found myself perusing them again recently. I wish they had a "size chart" for the large and small options. :D If I'm going to spend the money, I want it to be right. I'm guessing there's no returns/exchanges after I've discovered it's too loose or too tight. lol
 
IHO said:
I would sincerely appreciate that since I found myself perusing them again recently. I wish they had a "size chart" for the large and small options. :D If I'm going to spend the money, I want it to be right. I'm guessing there's no returns/exchanges after I've discovered it's too loose or too tight. lol
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What’s your with? I can compare you too me and let you know if the fit is comparable for you. I got the softer version which will have some give so we will see
 
IHO said:
I'll get back to you on that. I'd like to get a current measurement. :)
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No rush. She actually came in this morning. She got a good working. A bit soft for the likening however I’m not that sensitive so it makes sense. They did a great job at the design. It’s not my Zelda but it’s close enough. It also conforms with my jewelry down there well so that’s a plus
 
IHO said:
I would sincerely appreciate that since I found myself perusing them again recently. I wish they had a "size chart" for the large and small options. :D If I'm going to spend the money, I want it to be right. I'm guessing there's no returns/exchanges after I've discovered it's too loose or too tight. lol
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that happened to me, got the tight holes on my 2 hole mare, she's pretty much unusable :/
 
finally took the time to take some pictures. forgive the grossness... i've had this tiger plush for a very long time now. oddly enough, that's a stain from liquid soap, which i used before i started using an insertable toy and lube.

admittedly, i kindof find the bad dragon hazel more to my liking physically, but visually, the dirtyinternet toy is far superior.

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ZEEB.BOI99 said:
I had just recieved my Canine double hole masturbator and tbh it was a lot better than i had originally expected. Like someone had mentioned earlier it is a tad bit limp and hard to hold but once you do manage to get that perfect grip on it then it's a fun ride
I didn't pay 120 for mine as i had gotten a "Flop" of sorts because of the messed up silicone on the other end of it. I paid 90 (60 plus taxes and shipping) and it adds a lot more fun than BD does but of course BD has better quality toys. The teats on the bottom are a very nice touch (since i personally fancy myself as a teats kind of guy) and to be able to go back and forth between holes is something I've only seen in furry porn which is also a very fun thing to do with it. If you wanna buy one I'd say hell yeah go for it imo it's well worth the money and wait
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please how tight the dog toy have you choosen?,?
 
I picked up one of their single horse ones, standard tightness, at a discount and while it’s pretty nice I could never image paying full price for it. After two uses the top area of the opening had ripped in two spots and the person making them must be a heavy smoker because the thing reeked of cigarettes and the smell comes out every time I wash or heat it up before going at it. I’m likely just going to throw it away at this point because the smell is so off putting..
 
Genericusername said:
I picked up one of their single horse ones, standard tightness, at a discount and while it’s pretty nice I could never image paying full price for it. After two uses the top area of the opening had ripped in two spots and the person making them must be a heavy smoker because the thing reeked of cigarettes and the smell comes out every time I wash or heat it up before going at it. I’m likely just going to throw it away at this point because the smell is so off putting..
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sorry to hear that. :/ thankfully mine doesn't smell like cigarette smoke. that would definitely be very offputting for me, too. thanks for the head's up about the mare one. i was considering giving it a shot.

sadly, i'm kindof in the same boat. the look of the dog on is _incredible_ ...... but in the end i think i prefer my hazel, which means i pretty much wasted my money, except that i always would have wondered because i keep seeing the ad, so at least now i know. not throwing mine away, but ... it is unlikely to get much use.
 
I would love for a horse gigahipper toy to be made, but I would imagine that massive amount of silicone would be rather expensive. I've once bought a basic gigahipper, and it cost near 200 dollars.

I have to admit that the 2-hole mare toy is arousing as fuck, but it would be even better if said holes were in between 2 large horse buttcheeks. I would probably cuddle with a massive mare hip/butt toy in bed every day.
 
Waylax said:
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I'm very impressed with the quality of this. I still need to get lube for it though. What would you guys recommend for lube with this? I've only used the Bad Dragon lube before, and I don't know much about what's available.
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I think most of water-base lube might work like KY jelly, Durex Play, Nuru, etc. They're also easy to clean.
 
Flint said:
I'm 6 1/2 inches and not very girthy, but at the same time I can't really insult the quality. I also own a bad dragon Mary, and the two hole toy was honestly better. So if you want something that feels amazing but won't really last go for it. If not, go with Mary. I also own a bad dragon Hazel and Snowball. Hazel is pretty good but I can't really recommend snowball, he's way too tight all the way through, so you need to use an obscene amount of lube for it to be comfortable.
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Lucky, ive never used any equine sex toys, although i have used fleshlites before.
 
I have both the two hole horse in black and the newer two hole bitch toy. I have the pony toy mounted inside a larger size mini pony form Hansa toys, but its certainly lots of fun. I hadn't tried the bitch toy yet, but certainly looks promising, it feels pretty soft, sort of like my soft compound fleshlight.
I'm considering getting a sow toy from them and doing the same thing with a sow plush of some sort. I believe he takes requests and want to commission a piggy.
 

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