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MrsShemon
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What is the piss wall?
Crazy idea of mine
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K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I was going to mention something about the smell, but figured I had already done enough mental damage with the imagery I depicted...I do also see some improvement though.
Just like with urinals, the evolution of which is the mighty piss wall, here you could have just a single long silicone slit for everyone to enjoy at the same time next to each other almost cock to cock cumming on each other.
Fabulous!
A Brachiosaurus cloaca if you need a name for it. It would probably even smell similar with all the rotting cum stuck in it.
The decaying cum would be bad enough, but then there's the random farts, the guy that doesn't shower, the one that doesn't use deodorant, and the one that does a piss poor job of wiping his ass and is all sweaty working up a brown foam between his ass cheeks..
Ok.. my job is done..
You may vomit now...
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MrsShemon
Guest
Closest thing I've seen is multiple WC's (usually 2) in the same restroom.Yup, just totally amazing.
But I can imagine the intimacy one must feel to be part of the piss brotherhood manning the piss wall.
"I am the shield that guards the realm of men"
K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ah, but you haven't lived until you've experienced this in a shipyard rest room in the middle east..Yup, just totally amazing.
I mean, what, with all those sweaty, dirty bodies, the 115 degree desert heat, the lack of cleaning staff, and the ones that just piss on the floor to cook all day in the heat..
They need to bottle that smell up to use it for people that have overdosed..
That smell could make a dead buzzard vomit...
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MrsShemon
Guest
K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Eh.. just do like I've seen them do in India..
Squat on the train tracks and just have a poo right there..
Nothing like pinching a loaf in public...
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MrsShemon
Guest
Further east they just have a hole in the floor, for both number one and two.
But all the squatting gives you an amazing ass.
Enjoy:
At this height if the guy next to you is pissing, you get a refreshing spray of droplets in your face.
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Banks... I am sure they would not bat an eye as long as you present solid numbers for a viable and profitable business... and you provide warranty vañue for the full amount ?
Oh, wait. I am no vag expert...
That is a juvenile specimen of
Vagina dentata - Wikipedia
If you want one, here is how you do it:
Schuppentier
Citizen of Zooville
I worked in a school, and they litheraly had no walls between toilets. Just 10 pots in a row. If I where a child in that school, I weld never ever visit the bath room x. XNow to make our women also enjoy the benefits of common defecation, here we can implement mutual shit enjoyment experience:
The engineering is strong with this one.
K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I know all about those to.
I call them "hover cans".
Had a what one could call "a memorable experience" involving them..
There I was, working in a Chinese shipyard in Dalian, China.
On a drilling rig in the dry dock. I assembled, installed, and tested new cranes, and as cranes are generally mounted near the tops of these types of structures, I was way on up there when my bowels did the glurp flip.
It was dead of winter, snow and ice everywhere, and I was well bundled up from the cold, including a pair of insulated coveralls, and since I was in a shipyard, steel toe lace up boots.
This is an important detail, as the coveralls do not come off without removing the boots first, and needless to say, everything under the coveralls requires removal of the coveralls...
So anyway, there I was, stomach does the old flip (probably from something I ate there), and I'm at the top of this rig, that's still under construction with scaffolding and other crap laying about, scrambling down the stairs to get to the lower level to get to the gang plank leading to the dock.
Even once on the dock, I still had to make it about 300 to 400 yards to get the building where our offices were.
So there I go, doing the butt clenching choppy shuffle through the snow and ice as quickly as I could with my bowels trying to override by brain trying to contain this disaster until I can get to a proper facility.
Our office was on the fifth floor, and did have a proper western toilet in one of the stalls, but I had my doubts on my ability to continue to contain the rapidly impending doom and carnage.
As with most office buildings, each floor had a similar layout, having the rest rooms in the same location on each floor, so I ran straight to the bathroom on the first floor.
Each rest room had 4 or 5 stalls, and I ran through the bathroom opening stall doors.. hover can, hover can, hover can (oh, and no toilet paper), hover can no paper...
Run out and up the stairs, 2nd floor.. same thing, all hover cans, no paper.. I'm really panicking at this point.. especially worried about this no paper thing..
On the way to the third floor, I remembered seeing that each restroom had a soap dispenser as you walked in, that in every case had a cleaning rag folded up sitting neatly on top.
As I busted the door down of the third floor restroom, the rag was there, so I grabbed it.
Things were getting bad and this was coming down to the wire.
I opened stall doors, and by the time I hit maybe the third door (another hover can), I didn't think continuing my search for a proper toilet would be a smart thing, so I flew in and closed the door.
Now comes the fun part.. remember all the clothes I was wearing? So now I'm frantically trying to untie my boots to get them off, then the coveralls, then whatever layers I had on underneath, and by the time I "accessed" everything, my bowels managed to push that override button and all I could do was crouch while falling backwards over the hover can, and throw one arm back to catch myself on the wall behind me.
Mission accomplished...
So I used the poor cleaning lady's rag to clean up, got my stuff together and made my way back up to my office on the fifth floor and ran into my colleague that had traveled from my company's UK office, and told him the story of what had just happened...
To which he replied, "yea, on China, everyone carries their own toilet paper", and then asks me again which stall on which floor I used... And then informed me that if I had checked the next door, I would have located the western toilet... Turns out, he was right... One more door....
So yea.. hover cans are burned into my mind...
K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
If it's just a wall, then that means there's two sides!!! We could have a row of guys on each side!!I do also see some improvement though.
Just like with urinals, the evolution of which is the mighty piss wall, here you could have just a single long silicone slit for everyone to enjoy at the same time next to each other almost cock to cock cumming on each other.
Fabulous!
A Brachiosaurus cloaca if you need a name for it. It would probably even smell similar with all the rotting cum stuck in it.
I'm sure nobody would mind getting spunked on while they spunk themselves!
Yeah! We can even do competitions. Push the other dicks out with your dicks!
K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Trust me.... no stadium in the states or western hemisphere could come even remotely close to that shipyard piss room in Abu Dhabi...
K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
That word you used - I do not think it means what you think it means...
Ephiphany: A revelation or discovery, often coming as a surprise/shock/unexpectedly; a sudden, usually unexpected breakthrough in understanding. Synonym: An "A-hah! So that's why!" moment.
Methinks you wanted "Epitome" - a perfect example of <something>. As in, "the results from the choice to put Dylan Mulvaney on a Bud Light can is the epitome of a bad business decision."
No charge for the English lesson
Man, why???? I wanted to send you a jar of the beautiful scent discussed here.No charge for the English lesson
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
I ain't even touching the original premise - too idiotic to even ridicule, and since this thread ain't hit the dumpster (yet... ) I'll go against my nature and try to "play nice"
Grace Libidian
Lurker
Sex dolls are realistic, life-sized dolls designed for sexual purposes. They are typically made of silicone or TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) and are often equipped with features such as movable joints, realistic facial expressions, and different body types. Sex dolls have gained popularity in recent years due to advancements in manufacturing techniques and the desire for more lifelike experiences.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
That spinning tongue *WILL* result in a lawsuit right pronto - bet on it! Even if for no other reason than the fact that once you get it going, it's gonna spray you with piss from roughly the level of the "lower lip" of the gadget, to the top of your head, and possibly the environment behind you. Your piss. The piss of the last few guys who have used it, whatever bacterial/viral/whatever-al other stuff is in there...So I recently remembered this discussion because I saw this in an eshop:
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And look the tongue moves when you piss on it
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What a brilliant design idea.
And they have other animals as well.
How some things make it pass the QE department is beyond me.
Some moron came up with a brilliant (sarcasm there) idea, and managed to talk an idiot into running with it... I can't wait to hear the lawsuits start!