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[FloofyNewfie]

1 double 4 double 1 single 0

My girl ain't quite that weight, but she's not TOO far off. My other girls is definitely way smaller, but together... whoo boy!

 

[Deleted member 281309]

1 double 4 triple 1

Yeah it not as easy to pick up my girl as it used to be but I can still hold her and carry her around a little a

 

[Daneζ]

144112

My lady identifies as a lap dog. No matter how small the seat, she will smoosh you.

 

[Deleted member 281309]

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my girl is also a lap dog she doesn’t do it all the time but when she does she will also smoosh you ?

 

[Daneζ]

144134

My girl has much shorter hair, so she stays cooler that you and floofs. Because of this she likes to be under the blankets, right up next to me all night (daytime, my nigh time) and usually doesn’t get up until I do.

 

[YIMBY]

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All-in-all, "crushed by a giant dog" doesn't seem like a bad way to go.

 

[Deleted member 281309]

144136

Yeah my girl generally only stays in bed with me for about 30 minutes at a time, sometimes she get back in bed early the next morning and is in bed with me when I wake up

 

[Daneζ]

144137

All-in-all, "crushed by a giant dog" doesn't seem like a bad way to go.

There’s been times when I woke up and couldn’t feel my arm at all because it had been under a Great Dane for 6 hours ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

144138

I used to pick up my two girls. The look on my newfie's face was always priceless. She's like "Hey! You're not supposed to be able to do this!!!" Lol.

I could still pick her up, but I'm afraid I could hurt her or something nowadays.

 

[Deleted member 281309]

144137

There’s been times when I woke up and couldn’t feel my arm at all because it had been under a Great Dane for 6 hours ?

144139 I’ve been there lol

 

[FloofyNewfie]

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[Deleted member 281309]

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[FloofyNewfie]

1441 The meaning of life, the universe, and everything

 

[Deleted member 281309]

144123

 

[Daneζ]

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I occasionally carry Mrs. Dane to bed whenever she’s being too lazy to walk ?

 

[Deleted member 281309]

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I also carry my girl to bed occasionally when she’s extra lazy.

Good night y’all well technically morning since it’s 1am here but oh well?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

144126

Nighty night, SBK.

*Last seen 2 minutes ago* ?

 

[Deleted member 281309]

144126

Nighty night, SBK.

*Last seen 2 minutes ago* ?

144127

oops this time im actually going to sleep lol ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

144128

Just remember, I see all... Like Santa Claus... Except I fuck my dogs instead of fucking my reindeer. C'mon, we all know Santa wouldn't turn down some sweet sweet reindeer puss! ??

 

[Deleted member 281309]

144128

Just remember, I see all... Like Santa Claus... Except I fuck my dogs instead of fucking my reindeer. C'mon, we all know Santa wouldn't turn down some sweet sweet reindeer puss! ??

144129

I’ve really got to put my phone down ? I think I’m going to sleep this time

 

[FloofyNewfie]

144130

? Floof sees you when you're sleeping, Floof knows when you're awake. Floof knows when you've been bad or good... ? and since you're all members here I know you've all been very naughty. ?

 

[Daneζ]

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Santa wouldn't turn down some sweet sweet reindeer puss! ??

Spoiler: Proof

 

[YIMBY]

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Don't be so voyeuristic, Floof.

 

[Daneζ]

144133

Yo yo my YIMBO

 

[bigdog3646]

144134

Brand new and am here to count to z

 

[KnotInspector#13]

144135

 

[YIMBY]

144136
Late ?, Daneo!

 

[Daneζ]

144137

What’s happening in the land of AUS?

 

[YIMBY]

144138
Just chillin' in the final hours of the weekend.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

144139

What’s happening in the land of AUS?

Not too sure, but I have a feeling it's where women go, and men wonder. If you listen closely you can hear the thunder.

You're probably a little too young to know what I'm talking about. Lol