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Guys I have to buy one of my kitties diapers for a potty issue and I'm ngl they have some pretty cool designs, he's about to pull so many bitches
 
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The GTA 4 Pißwasser beer song has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days! Lol

That "Pißwasser, cheap German "lager" for export only" made that song good.
Had they done "for export to USA only" instead, it would have been a masterpiece.
We all know that Americans don't drink beer, they drink "beer" aka pißwasser. And some brands that export to the states actually have pißwassered their export variant.
 
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As beer and soda can survive being shipped on a truck over long distance and bad roads, being shipped on a huge freight ship that barely moves in large waves should also be possible, it must be that it is cheaper to utilize license production instead of shipping it.
 
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That "Pißwasser, cheap German "lager" for export only" made that song good.
Had they done "for export to USA only" instead, it would have been a masterpiece.
We all know that Americans don't drink beer, they drink "beer" aka pißwasser. And some brands that export to the states actually have pißwassered their export variant.
To me the whole song is absolutely hilarious! Since I walk my girls around the neighborhood in the wee early hours of the morning when almost everyone else is sleeping, I've been singing the song aloud as I'm walking them. Probably a good thing, as people might look at me sideway if they heard me singing ? Last night I think I shit the bed. Got so drunk, I gave a dude head!... ? Lol

Or the fact that Pißwasser is "piss water" in German. Lol
 
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