Could always try CBD. It's actually been *technically* decriminalized on a federal level due to Biden's hemp law. I don't know how well it'll work though? Some people swear by it, while others claim it's bunk.
There is some posts in life that genuinely make me smile... A woman ran through a KFC because they forgot her biscuits... One of the funniest posts I ever read. Can you imagine the thought process going through her head telling herself "yep this is the thing that will do it"