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[Daneζ]

107640

Spoiler: Mysteriously sexy

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107641

I thought you wanted to try roast beef Floofy?

I'd be curious to know what it feels like to have sex with a woman, since I've only ever had doggy cooch. If that's what you mean?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

107642

107641

I'd be curious to know what it feels like to have sex with a woman, since I've only ever had doggy cooch. If that's what you mean?

Yeah that's what I meant. Side note, I don't like most anthro art but that toots collie is pretty.

 

[Daneζ]

107643

I'd be curious to know what it feels like to have sex with a woman

I tried once. And my penis would not participate.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

107644

107643

I tried once. And my penis would not participate.

It was the same for me at first.

 

[Daneζ]

107645
Yep, so I never tried again ? I wasn’t even really interested in the first place.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107646

From what I've heard it's subpar compared to canines which are tighter, warmer, and have a contraction about 2-4 inches in (depending on the dog) which feels absolutely amazing on your head. But with women as I understand it, it's pretty much just straight in. But I'd still be curious to know/try. But it's not like it's a high priority or anything. I've already had a taste of the best! ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

107647

107645
Yep, so I never tried again ? I wasn’t even really interested in the first place.

I only did it trying to be "normal" for other people. Pro tip, live life for yourself. Not for other people.

107646

From what I've heard it's subpar compared to canines which are tighter, warmer, and have a contraction about 2-4 inches in (depending on the dog) which feels absolutely amazing on your head. But with women as I understand it, it's pretty much just straight in. But I'd still be curious to know/try. But it's not like it's a high priority or anything. I've already had a taste of the best! ?

All of that is accurate.

 

[ShanoirII]

107648
@Daneζ i tell you what, the biggest troll that small e621 thumbnails can give you:

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107649

I tried once. And my penis would not participate

Yeah, that's pretty common actually. I've heard that same line pretty much word for word by numerous zoos.

 

[Daneζ]

From what I've heard it's subpar compared to canines which are tighter, warmer, and have a contraction about 2-4 inches in (depending on the dog) which feels absolutely amazing on your head. But with women as I understand it, it's pretty much just straight in. But I'd still be curious to know/try. But it's not like it's a high priority or anything. I've already had a taste of the best! ?

Out of the three types I’ve tried dogs probably take the cake for best physically. Although it’s a very close race.

1076 fiddy

 

[ShanoirII]

107651
@Daneζ how closely did you inspect that image?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107652

@DaneLover1

 

[ShanoirII]

107652

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107653
it must be the mandela effect

 

[Daneζ]

how closely did you inspect that image?

107654

 

[FloofyNewfie]

1076 double 5

Out of the three types

Don't you mean 4? ?

 

[ShanoirII]

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107656
does the lion boy have a nice face?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

1076 Heinz 57

 

[ShanoirII]

107658

 

[Daneζ]

does the lion boy have a nice face?

Ahhhhh! ? I was not looking at the face the first time. I’m not horny anymore.

107659

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107660

 

[ShanoirII]

107661
sorry to blueball like that boi.
got me the first time too.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107662

I pretty much noticed it right off the bat, then again I didn't spend too much time looking at the balls. Lol

 

[YIMBY]

107663

 

[Daneζ]

107664

I didn't spend too much time looking at the balls.

Are you calling me gay?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

107665

But I'd still be curious to know/try. But it's not like it's a high priority or anything. I've already had a taste of the best! ?

Ah dang, I thought of a better line I could have used... "I aimed for the best. ? And never settled for less. ?"

Are you calling me gay?

 

[Daneζ]

107665+1

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

107667

 

[Daneζ]

107668

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Spoiler: Foxy smut!

107669

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