Count to ∞!

[Ted Danson Machine]

89389
Who told you that I bought the Nutcracker on Blu Ray??

 

[YIMBY]

89390
Banana curry actually sounds pretty good. I'm not sure about topping a pizza with it though. Kangaroo meat, I know I've tried it but cannot for the life of me remember what it tastes like.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

89391

That's certainly better than buying the Nutcracker from a kinky sex shop! Lol

 

[Daneζ]

89392

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89393
Or getting a hooker nicknamed nutcracker

 

[FloofyNewfie]

89394

The best part about finding a methed out prostitute is the toothless blowjobs.


Wait, oops... this isn't the dark humor thread! Lol

 

[Daneζ]

8939589395

 

[YIMBY]

89396

8939589395

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89397
I like where Dane's head is

 

[FloofyNewfie]

893 Windows 98

8939589395

Lol, it actually tried to do that to me the other day. It saved a number I had already posted as a draft message. I keyed the current number and almost posted it.

 

[YIMBY]

89399
I do it all the time but usually catch it before anybody notices.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89400
do it all the time like the violent femmes

 

[FloofyNewfie]

89401

8939689399
I do it all the time but usually catch it before anybody notices.

Funny how that works! Lol

 

[YIMBY]

89402
It's not illegal if you never get caught!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89403
anyone else notice how sneaky YIMBY dodged my question about him leaving.......forcing me to go back and read for myself lol

 

[YIMBY]

89404
I was leaving?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89405
don't tell me i caught the tail end of a conversation and jumped to ridiculous conclusions

 

[YIMBY]

89406
Did you fail to make the distinction between "would" and "will"?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89407
yea that sounds like me.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

89408

 

[YIMBY]

89409
"would and will", not to mistaken for "wooden willy", which is an old-fashioned sex toy.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

89410

i an old-fashioned sex toy.

Is that true??? That's awesome!

 

[YIMBY]

89411
I just made that up but there are sex toys made out of polished wood. Not very popular these days for obvious reasons.

 

[Natecas08]

89412

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89413
yimbys a dumb sex toy

 

[YIMBY]

89414

Is that true??? That's awesome!

I just read what you read.

yimbys a dumb sex toy

?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89415
Smart sex toy?

 

[YIMBY]

89416
I prefer "sophisticated".

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

89417
Very Distinguished young ladildo

 

[YIMBY]

89418