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that image better have been drawn ironically, or else i will have lost faith in humanity
"Ok Google, where can I buy eye bleach?"
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Im torn now between masturbating and playing among us.
arent those the same thing?
 
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ive never played it, ive just seen the memes
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING ?? Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, ? but when I came, ? I started floating, ? and think I got teleported into the skeld. ? I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.? ? ? I immediately was transported back to earth, ? and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, ? as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter ? “IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER” I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me ? but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ???☹️ She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” ? I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ?
 
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