Chat Pyramids

[ShanoirII]

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yeah. but they have to give a tithe of all loot found to the freemasons

 

[YIMBY]

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If the masons are free, why do they have membership fees?

 

[ShanoirII]

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and why dont they actually do any masonry work?

 

[YIMBY]

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How can they claim to be blue-collar workers while wearing top hats?

 

[ShanoirII]

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why do they use those secret masonic hand signs?

 

[YIMBY]

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Are they actually wizards?

 

[ShanoirII]

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some people seem to think so.
they have gotten a bad rap, just like the Knights' Templar.

 

[YIMBY]

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Did French kings like anybody?

 

[ShanoirII]

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the sun king liked people who bowed down before him.
king louis 16th liked.... um.... to get fat

 

[YIMBY]

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Loius the 16th, not to be mistaken for Charlemagne.

 

[ShanoirII]

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also the guy who sucked down a ton of food but had no interest in sex with his wife

 

[YIMBY]

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Food is for everybody, women aren't.

 

[ShanoirII]

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women arent... but what about s?

 

[YIMBY]

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I can't tell what that is.

 

[ShanoirII]

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its a wolf ? and shes nsfw

 

[YIMBY]

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Oh, I see now. Also not for everyone, but definitely appreciated here.

 

[ShanoirII]

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aw boi. i had to add the emotes huh.



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[YIMBY]

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Then you switched to this one, rather than have us discuss female wolves.

 

[ShanoirII]

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the problem is that female wolves dont want to date people that mess up pyramids like that. ive gotta do penance

 

[YIMBY]

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I didn't mess up any pyramids! This time.

 

[ShanoirII]

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well then all the female wolves will flock to you.
but hopefully the male wolves will have lower standards... thats my only chance

 

[YIMBY]

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You're in luck! If I get all the females wolves, the males ones would need to lower their standards. Or become celibate.

 

[ShanoirII]

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this means that this is the last generation of wolves if this keeps up. unless there is a wolf that doesnt screw up a pyramid

 

[YIMBY]

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Too much of a good thing is bad for everyone. Maybe I should turn down a few of the wolves.

 

[ShanoirII]

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but that would draw the feisty she-wolf anger

 

[YIMBY]

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An ethical dilemma.

 

[ShanoirII]

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one thing i know is that son1911 is never gonna be getting any shewolves

 

[YIMBY]

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