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Canine Penis Size Comparison

coppery said:
No way dog cocks measured 30 cms? Mandingo is the largest male pornstar and can count 24 cms. Difficult to believe this chart. Logest one I've ever met, was 20 or 21 cms aprox
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You are probably the 4th person (or 4th account owned by the same person) who has tried to use Mandingo as the end-all-be-all for dog dick size. Which makes no sense at all. He is not even close to the largest HUMAN penis. That belongs to Jonah Falcon. (If we are going by accurate measurement)
Just because the longest you ever saw on a dog was 8"/20cm does not make that the biggest possible on any dog. The issue is, people don't often record the size of the dog they are playing with. And basic pics don't give enough info.
 
Jester said:
You are probably the 4th person (or 4th account owned by the same person) who has tried to use Mandingo as the end-all-be-all for dog dick size. Which makes no sense at all. He is not even close to the largest HUMAN penis. That belongs to Jonah Falcon. (If we are going by accurate measurement)
Just because the longest you ever saw on a dog was 8"/20cm does not make that the biggest possible on any dog. The issue is, people don't often record the size of the dog they are playing with. And basic pics don't give enough info.
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jonah falcon is a scam tho ;P there is a video off him jerking of, and i doubt hes much over 8"...
 
Andre said:
jonah falcon is a scam tho ;P there is a video off him jerking of, and i doubt hes much over 8"...
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Do show this video. Because on a quick search I can't find anything that proves his record a scam or legit.
 
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Jester said:
You are probably the 4th person (or 4th account owned by the same person) who has tried to use Mandingo as the end-all-be-all for dog dick size. Which makes no sense at all. He is not even close to the largest HUMAN penis. That belongs to Jonah Falcon. (If we are going by accurate measurement)
Just because the longest you ever saw on a dog was 8"/20cm does not make that the biggest possible on any dog. The issue is, people don't often record the size of the dog they are playing with. And basic pics don't give enough info.
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Many users here have worked in shelters or vets. I'm sure not possible more than 20 centimeters ( maybe 21 or 22 in some case ) for a dog cock. Attach your proofs if we are wrong
 
wladyslaw said:
Many users here have worked in shelters or vets. I'm sure not possible more than 20 centimeters ( maybe 21 or 22 in some case ) for a dog cock. Attach your proofs if we are wrong
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Normally I wouldn't even humor the likes of people with the logic of flat-earthers. Because I know it will only be followed with some idiotic retort that makes zero sense. But here. A quite average Saint dick. Not even close to the biggest I've seen personally. (I am one of the members that worked with fosters/shelters that you mention)

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Could the tape be pulled tighter? Yes, but that would still be 24cm. More than the max you claim exists.

Now here's a role reversal for the growing mass of "know it alls" since you have seen, and accurately measured every dog in existence... SHOW YOUR PERFECTLY MEASURED PROOF THAT THESE SIZES DON'T EXIST. Until then. I'm done with your dumb asses.

For the rest. Enjoy a rare treat from Duke.
 
Jester said:
Normally I wouldn't even humor the likes of people with the logic of flat-earthers. Because I know it will only be followed with some idiotic retort that makes zero sense. But here. A quite average Saint dick. Not even close to the biggest I've seen personally. (I am one of the members that worked with fosters/shelters that you mention)

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Could the tape be pulled tighter? Yes, but that would still be 24cm. More than the max you claim exists.

Now here's a role reversal for the growing mass of "know it alls" since you have seen, and accurately measured every dog in existence... SHOW YOUR PERFECTLY MEASURED PROOF THAT THESE SIZES DON'T EXIST. Until then. I'm done with your dumb asses.

For the rest. Enjoy a rare treat from Duke.
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Oh damned this is sex hot and such a beautiful cock and a very good size.
 
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Jester said:
Normally I wouldn't even humor the likes of people with the logic of flat-earthers. Because I know it will only be followed with some idiotic retort that makes zero sense. But here. A quite average Saint dick. Not even close to the biggest I've seen personally. (I am one of the members that worked with fosters/shelters that you mention)

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Could the tape be pulled tighter? Yes, but that would still be 24cm. More than the max you claim exists.

Now here's a role reversal for the growing mass of "know it alls" since you have seen, and accurately measured every dog in existence... SHOW YOUR PERFECTLY MEASURED PROOF THAT THESE SIZES DON'T EXIST. Until then. I'm done with your dumb asses.

For the rest. Enjoy a rare treat from Duke.
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I shall enjoy!!
 
Slowly but steady a chart is buildings up.. Centimeter measurement!
Guess it's only me who get abit confused about inches, /-inches.
Hopefully more measurements comes up in this thread!
Just for scientific use! "A dog is more than only a tool and a cock! Its also a family member!" ?
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Cenobite1971 said:
Slowly but steady a chart is buildings up.. Centimeter measurement!
Guess it's only me who get abit confused about inches, /-inches.
Hopefully more measurements comes up in this thread!
Just for scientific use! "A dog is more than only a tool and a cock! Its also a family member!" ?
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Congratulations! That's a great idea and really accurate on measurements. Some of last years measurements I have saved, in person and thanks to many users, from old forum to that one, I write if you want to compare with other helping posts:

GERMAN SHEPHERD: Length max. 19 cm Length min. 15 cm
ROTTWEILER: Length max. 19 cm L.min. 16 cm
MASTIFF ( american ) : Length max. 20 cm L.min. -
GREAT DANE: L.max. 22 cm L.min. 18 cm
MASTIFF ( brazilian ) L.max. 21 cm L.min.-
DOBERMAN EUROPEAN MIXED: L.max. 19 cm L.min.-
DOBERMAN AMERICAN: L.max 17 cm L.min-
WEIMARANER: L. max 18 cm L.min 16 cm
HUSKY: L.max 19 cm L.min 14 cm
GIANT SCHNAUZER: L.max 18 cm L.min -
BROHOLMER: L.max 20 cm L.min-
BEAUCERON: L. max 19 cm L.min 15 cm
ST BERNARD: L.max 22 cm L. min 17 cm
BOXER: L. max 17 cm L.min -
MASTIFF ( japanese ) L.max 19 cm L.min-
 
Flint said:
Hi, this is my first thread on any zoo site, I'm new to zoophilia.
I have been wondering for a while what the average penis length is for different species of canine/breeds of dogs. I've never found any definitive list. If anyone has a list please share, or if you've measured your boy, please reply with the breed/species and it's length/girth so we can make one ourselves.
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yanatal said:
Congratulations! That's a great idea and really accurate on measurements. Some of last years measurements I have saved, in person and thanks to many users, from old forum to that one, I write if you want to compare with other helping posts:

GERMAN SHEPHERD: Length max. 19 cm Length min. 15 cm
ROTTWEILER: Length max. 19 cm L.min. 16 cm
MASTIFF ( american ) : Length max. 20 cm L.min. -
GREAT DANE: L.max. 22 cm L.min. 18 cm
MASTIFF ( brazilian ) L.max. 21 cm L.min.-
DOBERMAN EUROPEAN MIXED: L.max. 19 cm L.min.-
DOBERMAN AMERICAN: L.max 17 cm L.min-
WEIMARANER: L. max 18 cm L.min 16 cm
HUSKY: L.max 19 cm L.min 14 cm
GIANT SCHNAUZER: L.max 18 cm L.min -
BROHOLMER: L.max 20 cm L.min-
BEAUCERON: L. max 19 cm L.min 15 cm
ST BERNARD: L.max 22 cm L. min 17 cm
BOXER: L. max 17 cm L.min -
MASTIFF ( japanese ) L.max 19 cm L.min-
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Alot of thx! Always awesome to keep this comparison and make this chart complete.
 
Slowly filling in those measurements *if they are real actual measurements i cant guarantee!* But i try fill in measurements as soon as there comes new measurements!

Keep your measurements coming.. 'and keep them real and true!'
Never measure as we guys do.. By adding a little to make i bigger! ?
This chart is for scientific use for all members here! *i hope!*
 

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Jester said:
Normally I wouldn't even humor the likes of people with the logic of flat-earthers. Because I know it will only be followed with some idiotic retort that makes zero sense. But here. A quite average Saint dick. Not even close to the biggest I've seen personally. (I am one of the members that worked with fosters/shelters that you mention)

View attachment 228408

Could the tape be pulled tighter? Yes, but that would still be 24cm. More than the max you claim exists.

Now here's a role reversal for the growing mass of "know it alls" since you have seen, and accurately measured every dog in existence... SHOW YOUR PERFECTLY MEASURED PROOF THAT THESE SIZES DON'T EXIST. Until then. I'm done with your dumb asses.

For the rest. Enjoy a rare treat from Duke.
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He’s a big boy
 
Question for the group. For a first timer that wants to be mounted by a dog, what breed would be recommended? I'm thinking German Shepherd.
 
Doglover4055 said:
Question for the group. For a first timer that wants to be mounted by a dog, what breed would be recommended? I'm thinking German Shepherd.
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No, I'd choose a lab or golden, family dogs preferred for initiation. GSD, rotties, dobbies, huskies, not to mention danes or mastiffs...are well endowed dogs , believe me, really hard to control them if they get aroused. Weimaraner have big cocks and they're lovely dogs
 
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