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Bump if you masturbated today

I can't bump this as many times as I do it throughout the day.. I'd seriously bump this like 10x's a day ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️
 
I guess I scratched myself while liking my girl undertail.

As a sidenote: Good thing nobody can see you were just buried in equine donut at the supermarket later ; )
 
I did just now... Used moisturizer as lube to figuratively fuck two birds with one bone ... I'll have a wonderful orgasm, and I'll moisturize my penis and my hands ^u^ so it's almost three birds! In fact, it's two birds and one is pregnant xD (For the record I don't engage in intercourse with birds as it could pose danger to the bird... And... you know... Like.. it could die... )
 
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