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Bestiality in mainstream media

And the other one is a SNL Skit about a reporter talking to these people who were coming out of the place where you change your name don’t know what that would be called but anyway the reporter is asking the people about a earthquake that had just happened and everybody he talks to has a terrible last name
 
imSoSorry said:
You definitively should look at https://www.imdb.com/list/ls058687820/
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browsed the list a bit. well, the user reviews mostly. just to see if it's the usual "bestiality is disgusting" crap and i came across this line in the top user review of Dog Lay Afternoon:
Also, aside from turning on very perverted men, there is no real reason for a woman to WANT to have relations with a dog. It's not like they're great lovers (they're not very well-endowed, they're in a big hurry, and they slobber a lot).
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it just made me laugh so hard... especially the "not very well-endowed" and "in a big hurry" parts. it's strangely fascinating how many ppl think a lipstick poking out is all there is in a canine penis or that the minute or so of humping is all there is in canine sex. the latter seemingly being what some ppl even here think. we did have a "why is dog sex so good when it lasts only few seconds" or something like that thread.
 
Freddie Got Fingered, he jacks off a horse, then an elephant at the end and showers his dad with cum.

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misty said:
Has anybody else noticed all the references to bestiality in movies and TV?
Case one: Family Guy. Brian the dog gets laid a lot. He's even been with Glen Quagmires post op male to female dad. In one episode he's trying to get with a college girl and Stewie makes the comment to the girl "is this what your parents are spending all this money for so you can f--k dogs?" DOGS!! WITH A *S* Implying Brian isn't the first.
Case two: American Dad. The fish is always trying to look up Francine's dress. Steve, the son, has a obvious incest vibe for her. In one episode he even states the color of his mom's lipstick is dog dick red or dog pud red in the edited version. In another episode he gives his mother a hug good bye as she and Stan prepare to go out on a horse drawn carriage ride to a horse show and he notices she isn't wearing panties. When he asks her she replies with "what's the point?" The entire episode lends to the notion Francine has a thing for horses.
Case three: Seth McFarland 1000s ways to die in the west. He makes the comment about one of his sheep getting loose, ending up in the whore house and somehow making $20. I guess if you are in a Seth McFarland production, you will be subject to incest and bestiality. Dirty boy, Seth.
Anybody else have anything to add to the list?
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i do love everything seth have done...
 
Ok I can think of a few things I didn't see in here.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has an episode that sounds a lot like the Raisin Bran ad that was posted a little earlier in the thread. I forget the season or episode, but Jacqueline is living with her parents on an Indian reservation in South Dakota and she mentions milking a buffalo, her father tells her that it's a male buffalo, and Jacqueline says something like "Well, I did get milk out". I think we all know what that means...

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee has two references to bestiality that I can think of. One is in the episode with David Letterman where Jerry and David are talking about a bit Richard Pryor did about having sex with a dog (of course, the bit could end up here in itself), and then there's another one in one of the episodes with Sebastian Maniscalco (the first one, in which they're in an orange and white Camaro, not the one where they're on Vespas) where Sebastian says to Jerry "There's a certain bestiality to what we do" and then Jerry replies something like "I don't think that's proper usage of the word 'bestiality'. You may want to look it up"

There are also several references to bestiality in music (many of which I know from the "Songs about zoo" thread here). Few are in chart-topping hits, but some fairly popular ones do go there (Funky Cold Medina by Tone-Loc is one example)
 
There's another one in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that I forgot. Jacqueline was holding a gala to benefit Native Americans called "First Americans for Turtle Island" and one of the guests thought the "Turtle Island" it was benefitting was a private island where people go to "dress as turtles and do stuff to turtles". The same guest later says something about being "screwed, like a turtle caught in a sex net" in case anyone doesn't know what kind of "stuff" they do to turtles on that island...

And then I saw in the trailer for another Netflix show that I think was a Christmas one where someone was trying to find a bf and one of the guys she dated was I guess like one of those stereotypical incel gamer types and he said something like "Actually, I'm not a virgin. In fact, I had sex with a dragon just the other night". I've yet to see the show, and I actually do forget the name of it, but it did look funny, although I personally did find that particular joke to be rather offensive, given that I'm not one of those stereotypical gamer dudes, and just last night, I fantasized about having sex with Saphira from Eragon. But maybe it's my inner strife about being zoo talking there, and I didn't actually see the show, so I don't have much context for that particular joke.
 
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Well, there is a German one by a band, Die Ärzte, known also outside of Germany (to some). It's about Claudia and her German Shepherd Dog. xD

Lyrics and translation:
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Die Ärzte - Claudia hat 'nen Schäferhund (English translation)

Die Ärzte - Claudia hat 'nen Schäferhund lyrics (German) + English transl
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... and part two that tells about her having a horse ?

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Lol that takes me back to high school
 
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