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While of course I would absolutely love to be an owner, I unfortunately do not have the space or time to provide him the best possible lifestyle currently. I also understand that it's a very high expectation to think a stranger may let you mess around with their dog, and that's rational.

So, what is the next best option? Are there any other methods of finding dogs to get off?
 
get an animal dildo/masturbator. "i don't have space/time" is excuse so old it's not even funny (in most cases really meaning "i want to fuck/get fucked by an animal with no strings attached"). either it's a sexual orientation to you, in which case you will make changes in your life (like "we" all did) to make it possible or it's on "just a kink" level to you and a toy will do....

of course, there will likely be some dumbass telling you to go look for strays or fencehop... which is in no way safe or ethical.
"making friends" with someone just to get to their partner is also shady as fuck.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
get an animal dildo/masturbator. "i don't have space/time" is excuse so old it's not even funny (in most cases really meaning "i want to fuck/get fucked by an animal with no strings attached"). either it's a sexual orientation to you, in which case you will make changes in your life (like "we" all did) to make it possible or it's on "just a kink" level to you and a toy will do....

of course, there will likely be some dumbass telling you to go look for strays or fencehop... which is in no way safe or ethical.
"making friends" with someone just to get to their partner is also shady as fuck.
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His existence here revolves around the personal ads section and this thread seems to be the outlet of his frustration that it does not work. He does not appear to have zoo as his sexual orientation either.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
get an animal dildo/masturbator. "i don't have space/time" is excuse so old it's not even funny (in most cases really meaning "i want to fuck/get fucked by an animal with no strings attached"). either it's a sexual orientation to you, in which case you will make changes in your life (like "we" all did) to make it possible or it's on "just a kink" level to you and a toy will do....

of course, there will likely be some dumbass telling you to go look for strays or fencehop... which is in no way safe or ethical.
"making friends" with someone just to get to their partner is also shady as fuck.
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Considering I'm a single person with a studio apartment that works 55 hours a week I think not having the space or time is valid. Being a single person with pets is extremely difficult unless you work from home.
 
pupbro said:
I'm relatively new to the site and not super concerned with how my profile looks and how much info it has about my preferences. Was just asking a genuine question.
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In all fairness its not normal to work that many hours. Its equivalent to slavery. And still be in the hole? There needs a financial rework
 
I admire you for knowing that it's not possible for you to get an animal right now! I'm in a similar situation and I get all of my PG animal love from family and friends that I pet sit for when I can and I just know that I'm not going to be able to do anything else until a part of my lifestyle changes.
 
Reconscope said:
In all fairness its not normal to work that many hours. Its equivalent to slavery. And still be in the hole? There needs a financial rework
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55 hours is def not normal and you need to seek a better work life balance

The days where it was a ‘status symbol’ to say you work 60 hours a week are long gone

Now it’s just upsetting to hear
I hope you eventually seek better employment if possible, if not at least a raise / better work balance
 
pupbro said:
While of course I would absolutely love to be an owner, I unfortunately do not have the space or time to provide him the best possible lifestyle currently. I also understand that it's a very high expectation to think a stranger may let you mess around with their dog, and that's rational.

So, what is the next best option? Are there any other methods of finding dogs to get off?
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It is good that you do not get dogs when you feel that you can not satisfy their needs. I would recommend you to get to know other owners with the same interest and who are owners.

Good luck:)
 
DemonSlayerArc said:
55 hours is def not normal and you need to seek a better work life balance

The days where it was a ‘status symbol’ to say you work 60 hours a week are long gone

Now it’s just upsetting to hear
I hope you eventually seek better employment if possible, if not at least a raise / better work balance
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I get paid well. There's people doing 80 hours still in the US, I'm just working 15 hours of 2x overtime... I live in an expensive area
 
pupbro said:
I get paid well. There's people doing 80 hours still in the US, I'm just working 15 hours of 2x overtime... I live in an expensive area
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Rent is just throwing away money at this point. You could just save all of it to buy a new place.
 
pupbro said:
I get paid well. There's people doing 80 hours still in the US, I'm just working 15 hours of 2x overtime... I live in an expensive area
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How are people just complacent with this? I understand the oppression of capitalism but damn you’ll be a husk by the time you retire
 
pupbro said:
I'm relatively new to the site and not super concerned with how my profile looks and how much info it has about my preferences. Was just asking a genuine question.
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Yes, you are asking a valid question and your circumstances should not be judged. Without going into details I will bluntly say that after watching videos here I would love to haver some hung Mastiff fuck my brains out. I always fucked sheep, dogs, etc. But I don't live on a ranch any longer with hundreds of cattle and sheep. I have 2 toy breed dogs and a couple of alley cats. And when I consider what it would be like to be back on the ranch...well, frankly I can't think of anything I would enjoy more than having other zoos come to my place to have sex with my animals. I mean...how fucking hot!
 
Yes, if someone has a farm an interest in finding like minded people, I suppose you may have your few animal lovers, then a few for company and to let visitors play.

Still, I think that will get you a bunch of non zoo instead of trustfull people...

I think I would be depressed in no time ?

nekdoneco123 said:
"making friends" with someone just to get to their partner is also shady as fuck.
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Actually, looking for friends does not *necessarily* be shady.
The way you word it, befriending someone for their animals, IS sinister.

But, if someone is looking for like minded friend who happens to have an animal. Well, likely to work.

I usually have a knee jerk reaction when someone I don't know shows sudden interest for my animals out of nowhere. Now, if we talk, become friends and so, by the time I see how he thinks and think he is allright, then I might be ok (or not).

Trick here is, if they already have an animal, I may "talk" to that animal, see the interactions and have a good idea of what to expect. If the person does not have an animal it may take me a very long time or never happen at all.
 
pupbro said:
While of course I would absolutely love to be an owner, I unfortunately do not have the space or time to provide him the best possible lifestyle currently. I also understand that it's a very high expectation to think a stranger may let you mess around with their dog, and that's rational.

So, what is the next best option? Are there any other methods of finding dogs to get off?
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I'm curious if anyone feels the way I do. I have never 'been with' a dog that I've owned or my family has owned. My (granted, limited) understanding is that dogs are happiest and most at ease when there is a strong hierarchical structure, and I worry that it would be... disconcerting to a dog, maybe like stomping on the gas and brake at the same time emotionally/psychologically, if I have to be both the owner/disciplinarian/boss and I then try to be the bitch sometimes... it seems messy, and like it could potentially be upsetting or confusing to some poor doggo.
So I've never looked into owning, or attempted to. I don't know that I will. This obviously limits my opportunities to experience sex as a bitch, but the alternative strikes me as ethically questionable. Anyone else feel similarly? I don't think I'm overthinking it, but I suppose I could just be wrong, too. I don't think so, though... Every canine partner I *have* had has changed his demeanor toward me radically after sex. It seems unavoidable, and honestly, a feature more than a bug.
 
sorry about the judgement there pupbro, def unwarranted and you did ask a legit question, of which I have the same issue.


All I can suggest is, if you’re seeking a friendship in order to have a relationship with their animal, usually that’s gonna be a bad vibe.

Best thing is to be honest with someone and earn trust and actually build a relationship with them as if they didn’t have an animal that you wanted to be in a relationship with.

Humans are social creatures so basically just use that to your advantage, but don’t do it purely to ‘get off’ as that is nefarious in nature and will lead to only bad things.
 
I find it very noble to you to think about the well-being of the dog :love:

For me, having a dog is first and foremost about putting him before me by giving him as much time as possible, since most of us already have full-time jobs.

I've had dogs pretty much my whole life since I was a kid, and my last love died 5 years ago and I promised myself that before I got another dog I'd be ready in my head to have sex with him if he wants it

I now think I'm ready and I miss a dog a lot, but to be honest I don't miss my freedom, this mental torture of always thinking about wanting to get home as soon as possible or being on vacation and only thinking about my dog, i don't miss this torture but i miss a dog

I'm thinking about getting a dog now, and I'm probably going to have to stop competing in the sport that I love the most in the world, maybe I'll be able to continue my sport but I'm going to have to adapt things , but no more competition. But on the other hand I'm gonna get a lot of unconditional love
 
Equitatus6 said:
Time to move to a cheaper area
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Did you consider that maybe I'm happy? I don't mind paying more for a very nice area. I moved here for a reason. For the other guy, I'm not buying right now because I like to move every now and then. not ready to settle I'm 21.
 
pupbro said:
Did you consider that maybe I'm happy? I don't mind paying more for a very nice area. I moved here for a reason. For the other guy, I'm not buying right now because I like to move every now and then. not ready to settle I'm 21.
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How can you be happy working yourself to death? There is literally no work-life balance
 
Reconscope said:
How can you be happy working yourself to death? There is literally no work-life balance
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I do not understand why several people are criticizing a person because, after making a few random comments about their own lifestyle, yours doesn’t seem to match.

Therefore let’s judge that horrible not my lifestyle person because, obviously, they are wrong.

Very insightful of the critics to understand the entirety of a person’s life, motivation, and values from a sentence. Or two.

Pupbro is owed several apologies.
I feel like it’s a Trump mocking an alternately abled person at a rally moment.

Is this a conversational norm throughout the forums or a one off?

I am guessing that many here get enough grief for their own lifestyle choices.
Let’s not pay forward the abuse.
 
55 hours a week at 21 years of age isn’t working yourself to death. I wish more young people today had the work ethic you’ve described here. I believe you’ll do well down the road. Plenty of years left to put it on cruise control.
 
trouble6469 said:
55 hours a week at 21 years of age isn’t working yourself to death. I wish more young people today had the work ethic you’ve described here. I believe you’ll do well down the road. Plenty of years left to put it on cruise control.
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But are you really having a life or simply having your best years stripped from you I mean why isn't there a skip button for this
 
Live in a cheap camper for a couple of years., pocket the savings,sell camper have a few grand for putting deposit on a place
 
Shit, I'm 50 and when I work, it's never less than 50. And, I'm VERY well paid for what I do. And, I have plenty of time off to do the stuff I want to do. I have an amount of personal freedom that very few people anywhere have and most would kill to have. Everyone should be able to live as they please and in a manner that suits them best.
 
Dogdaddy69 said:
Shit, I'm 50 and when I work, it's never less than 50. And, I'm VERY well paid for what I do. And, I have plenty of time off to do the stuff I want to do. I have an amount of personal freedom that very few people anywhere have and most would kill to have. Everyone should be able to live as they please and in a manner that suits them best.
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Not everyone has the skill set that goes beyond a skyscraper or the toolkit of all trades or finally the mindset of a supercomputer
 
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