Oh trust me, when we first started dating and for the first year or two we talked about it a lot. We had to house sit for a friend for a couple years while he was in prison, and he had a huge male pitbull/mastiff that was very affectionate. Me and that dog played around another but he'd get so excited and practically rip my dick off just from licking me so aggressively. It felt amazing most of the time, but he'd overdue it. I never tried to get him inside name but when he'd hump my fist he'd pump so hard it almost hurt ! And I'm a tall stocky guy(6'05" &300 lbs) but playing around with this dog was like having a Rhino in bed. Made me feel like a child. My wife busted me a couple times getting frisky with him but shot me down repeatedly when I'd try to get her to join us. Finally I stopped cuz she wasn't gonna go along with it like I thought.
My wife can be pretty kinky but not in the same way as me. She got molested when she was 6 to 8 yes old. Basically her babysitter was a older friend of the family and he'd take her into a private room in the house and finger her while she stroked him and locked and sucked him. But back then she sort of got to like it and chose to have fun with it once she saw that she wasn't gonna get hurt by him. First thing she did when she'd get home is play with her little smooth puss off and on for the rest of the day, that's what she told me. She was really horny from a early age. She lost a lot of her sex drive when she got a hysterectomy so my fun and games have come to a screeching halt, from one extreme to the other.
So having a threescore with a dog is out of the question now for sure. But the role playing sessions we had back in the day were awesome. I'm getting a boner just thinking and typing about it. But nothing would make me happier than if she did come home and announce she got eaten out by some dog. That would be incredible... And you'd probably be the first and only one to hear all about it, haha.
Thanks for your messages. I really like chatting about this type of stuff so feel free to ask anything cuz this site is all I got to be sharing stories or desires etc. I love to hear other people's stories to if you or anyone have something to share. Take care man