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Any ‘weird’ or ‘strange’ zoo fantasies?

id love a weird alternate world where you can order any animals cum like you can now with any drink. imagine in a gas station your typical fountain drinks then others like “horse cum” “dog cum” ect, even out there ones like whale cum :p
I would just bathe in dog and horse cum then, unf
 
Me and a Zoo girlfriend I know (but no longer date) have talked about getting a male and female (we live across the country). Getting the female impregnated and having puppies together.
 
I have a weird one and it almost got me caught. I really want to tag team a mare or stallion with a male or female human. Any combination. I've never seen it done but I would try to get both cocks in me. Or be in the middle of a train on a mare.

But I have shown up to a ladies house before with dried up mare juice on my dick and she could definitely taste it but probably couldn't guess what it was.
 
I have a weird one and it almost got me caught. I really want to tag team a mare or stallion with a male or female human. Any combination. I've never seen it done but I would try to get both cocks in me. Or be in the middle of a train on a mare.

But I have shown up to a ladies house before with dried up mare juice on my dick and she could definitely taste it but probably couldn't guess what it was.

Ha! No way she would been able to do or say anything about it. Otherwise... well ha..
 
Ha! No way she would been able to do or say anything about it. Otherwise... well ha..
It didn't stop her from calling me back for a while. Then I found out she was on meth the whole time anyway. So I invited her over when my dick was still wet with mare pussy juice. She did get a infection after a while but it didn't change anything. I wonder if animal cum gives the ladies a lot of infections.
 
I've always been a huge fan of artwork depicting unbirthings, especially where dolphins or whales are involved. I know it's definitely not something that can done in reality — I looked into the sizes and apparently even if I found a female blue whale and managed to establish consent with it somehow, it would not be like standing in a vagina cavern like in my dreams but rather it would be a very tight fit and rather unsafe and unpleasant for me at the very least, just on the basis of having a limited supply of air and having no idea how she would react to my body being in there.

But it's still fun to imagine :)
 
My fantasy though not weird or strange would be meeting a woman or couple that would allow me to share their K9……would love to suck his cock, especially bigger dogs
 
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