Answer a question with a question

[Cajlatsa]

Who made us?

 

[Cajlatsa]

do i have to ask the chief zombie first?

 

[saddlebum66]

Isn't he the leader of your team?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Was. Major Short (ftm) is he re-dead?

 

[Michioliphant]

We are already redead according to Carl Sagan, but Major Short was a Chef not a Chief wasn’t he?

 

[ManGoatLove]

What's the difference between redead and undead?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Why do you always ask difficult questions?

 

[HappyLV]

Is 42 the answer?

 

[saddlebum66]

Doesn't undead suggest mobility and malice, where re-dead is implicitly resumed decomposition?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Jesus! Did she ever walk the earth?

 

[LoveK9Taboo]

I would say she hovered. Much like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or diiiiid she? ?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Havn't you read the Old Testament?

 

[LoveK9Taboo]

I stopped at the first word on the first page.
Haven't you ever read "The God Delusion"?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Mustn't heretics be burnt at the stake?

 

[LoveK9Taboo]

I do like steak.
Mmmmmmm yum yum.

How do you like your steak?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Did you offer a choice?

 

[LoveK9Taboo]

Still alive, or dead?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Can you punch, bore and screw it for me?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

No, but may I drill, pound and hammer it?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Don't know.................can you drill pound and hammer it?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Do you want it drilled or reamed?

 

[saddlebum66]

Doesn't " She Walks These Hills " ring a bell?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Did I have my bell rung?

 

[saddlebum66]

Dunno....Didnt you wear the regulation Helmet?

 

[ManGoatLove]

Could you wear another kind of helmet?

 

[Michioliphant]

Why wear a helmet to a beach?

 

[saddlebum66]

depends....Do you have another type of Cranial outgrowth?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Is this a real question?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? HOW big is your Helmet ? Like in Space Ball's Movie ?

 

[Michioliphant]

Can a helmet be too big, considering I’ve seen “Flares“ bigger inside “too small” an opening?