Answer a question with a question

[Michioliphant]

How much is a fifth?

How much are you carrying?

 

[Cajlatsa]

can you handle a 9?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Does that include the 9 that I carry in my truck?

 

[Michioliphant]

Your ass dosnt look that big, is it?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Do you think it was my ass that I was referring to?

 

[Michioliphant]

Wasn’t it?

 

[Renegadewa1]

I'm wondering what it was that made you think that?

 

[Michioliphant]

Truck is a euphemism for Trunk isn’t it?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Why would you assume anything like that?

 

[Michioliphant]

Because I pay attention?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Would it disappoint you if I told you that you are wrong this time?

 

[Michioliphant]

Not if you are so well traveled you’ve learned every regional slang, have you?

 

[saddlebum66]

Isnt Renegade a Slang-slinger from way back?

 

[SweetAllis]

Are you asking or telling?

 

[Cajlatsa]

A forensic question; is the answer answered?

 

[saddlebum66]

Am I qualified to speak on Forensic issues?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Do you have the proper qualifications to do that?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Don't you know that NCIS is not real?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Do you really think that I give a fuck what the Navy will agree with?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Did you know that if it was a raised voice that it WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Do you realize they are the same thing?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Do you agree that we need to drop this?

 

[Michioliphant]

Did you know we appreciate you KisuneMichiru?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Who is we?

 

[saddlebum66]

Isn't "We" them?

 

[Cajlatsa]

My Veterinarian voices say "have you considered consulting a beastly pyschologist?"

 

[SweetAllis]

You think a shrink could help?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Don't they always?

 

[SweetAllis]

Always is a too big of a word isn't it?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Surly a weeny can get the job done too?