Answer a question with a question

[Chiara2003]

I thinks maybe female?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Female my life?

 

[Chiara2003]

Can it go more than my life?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

For my love, maybe?

 

[Chiara2003]

Did u jus make that up?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

No, because my love is here or is she there?

 

[Chiara2003]

Have you looked?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

I looked under the covers, maybe she's in the living room?

 

[Chiara2003]

Do u want me to help look ?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

I found her and Lily wonders if you want to eat breakfast in bed with us?
(She would have asked herself but she was afraid you'd misunderstand her barks)

 

[Chiara2003]

That is great!….Is it ok if I pass?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Lily woofs her disappointment but asked if you'll like a treat before you go?

 

[Chiara2003]

What kind of …treat?

 

[MrsShemon]

Who in their right mind would say no to a treat?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Chocolate cheesecake sound good to you?

 

[Chiara2003]

Who the heck does no like di chocolate cheesecake?

 

[MrsShemon]

Won't such cakes make those who eats them fat?

 

[Chiara2003]

Many people like fat peoples … no?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Lily is pleased. She wonders if someday she can lap up you two without her idiot human around?

 

[MrsShemon]

Why does she think that her human is an idiot?

 

[Chiara2003]

Is not says idiot mean?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

She promises not to woof anything to her stupid human. Pawswears?



Wait a minute! What the hell are you talking about? Lily!? You think I'm an idiot?

 

[saddlebum66]

As a rule, I speak english; slang isnt in my Strunk and White 3rd ed., and Y'all haven't noticed?

 

[Chiara2003]

I ain’t really sees question there?

 

[saddlebum66]

Then shouldn't you look harder?

 

[Chiara2003]

Harder or wider?

 

[saddlebum66]

Harder....the post is narrow and hard to master....like Texas Radio and The Big Beat, y'know?

 

[Chiara2003]

Could u explain?

 

[nitchanan]

Why should he ?

 

[Chiara2003]

Why not??