Answer a question with a question

[ishtardurrant]

Ice cream?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You have ice cream?

 

[GAThrawn]

Isn't pistachio just vanilla with almond extract injected into it?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Who are you, the president of flavors?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Isn’t ice cream just frozen teat juice?

 

[GAThrawn]

Isn’t ice cream just frozen teat juice?

Do you like teats?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How did you just make ice cream sexy?

 

[GAThrawn]

Isn't anything from nature sexy?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Don’t I make everything sexy?

 

[GAThrawn]

Don’t I make everything sexy?

Is that sexy doberman actually yours?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does anyone ever really own a Doberman?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Does anyone ever truly own anything?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does anyone?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Does anything?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

What if it does?

 

[ishtardurrant]

What if everything is nothing?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does that mean everything is free?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Or is everything a prison?

 

[GAThrawn]

Does that mean I can't prostitute anymore?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do we get access to the yard?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Do we have to have a leash?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Can you keep it a secret if we don't?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Can we go out at night?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

That's the best time isn't it?

 

[ishtardurrant]

How do we keep it secret?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Maybe we say it in parentheses so it's silent?

 

[ishtardurrant]

(How do we keep it a secret?)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

(Do you think this works?)

 

[ishtardurrant]

(Do you think everyone already knows?)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

(Why would they be able to hear us?)