Any painful drawbacks to sex as that animal are removed, unless you want them. (Example: Sex is very painful for female cats because of penis barbs.)
Only 4 votes for a bear?
Well i wount want to be a bear but i would love to be mounted by one ?yeah bears are seemingly not as popular with most folks.. Poor them. lol
I wouldn't mind being a bear, bears a cool. but I just wanted to be a canine more. So if we got a second day and could try being another animal I don't see why I couldn't be a bear.Only 4 votes for a bear?
Sure you could, Mr Ed did it all the time on TV when I was growing up. Of course you probably wouldn't be wearing any pants though, so it would sort of be stating the obvious if you did say it. Because most stallions aren't that shy about showing the world what they left the factory with, repeatedly, throughout the day.A stallion of course! Then I can say I am actually hung like a horse! Oh wait... I wouldn't be able to talk....
A "proper" bitch you say, so a vixen who knows what all those fancy forks are for at meal times; and yips with a very posh accent, honed at the very best of private schools. Sorry I'm in a silly mood tonight and couldn't resistI would want to be a proper bitch.
I do know how to use all the cutlery! And what all the glasses are for! And how to be polite (if I have to!). I'm not sure about "posh" accent, I don't really have much of an accent any more.A "proper" bitch you say, so a vixen who knows what all those fancy forks are for at meal times; and yips with a very posh accent, honed at the very best of private schools.
Oh well now! I am impressed. The fanciest I've ever gotten was an extra fork if the dessert needed more vigorous attacking than my humble spoon could manage.I do know how to use all the cutlery! And what all the glasses are for! And how to be polite (if I have to!). I'm not sure about "posh" accent, I don't really have much of an accent any more.
Thank you! xxx
Oh, sometimes I have to eat from a bowl! I love those times! It's not all expensive wines and five course meals every day, you cheeky man!Oh well now! I am impressed. The fanciest I've ever gotten was an extra fork if the dessert needed more vigorous attacking than my humble spoon could manage.
Oh I would not want to imply otherwise, ma lady. Refinement is not a sin, nor is enjoying the simple things in life like a nice shepherds pie; both sorts the one with the fluffy potato on top, or the yummy cream filled variety made by a certain Sable coloured German fellow I know.Oh, sometimes I have to eat from a bowl! I love those times! It's not all expensive wines and five course meals every day, you cheeky man!