Right. Hanging out in places like this actually makes me realize just *how* uncommon it probably is. Try to find the closest forum member to you. How far away? How many live close enough to make a quick visit to? ... None in my town, county, or tristate region (judging by membership here). Closest forum member is about 3 hours' drive from here. Two or three more if I go a couple hours more.
Course, I'm confident there are more. They just aren't members. My own wife is not a member here, nor a zoo friend of hers that lives in the next town over. But that's it, far as we know for sure. Just three we know for sure in this entire county, and a bunch of folks we *thought* (or hoped) were after seeing how lovingly they interacted with their pets -- but, after "testing the waters," learned they not only *weren't* zoo but would probably burn us at the stake if they found out we were.