Hope this one will make you laugh
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. He looks around and spots a barrel filled with money in the corner of the bar. He asks the bartender about the barrel and the bartender replies:
"You can win all that money if you can complete three tasks.
1. Drink a shot of Tabasco without moving a muscle.
2. My dog is in the back and has a sore tooth. Pull the tooth.
3. There is an old lady who lives upstairs and she has never had an orgasm. Make her cum."
The man refuses to do the tasks at first, but after downing a few more beers, he gets drunk and asks the bartender for the shot of Tabasco. He throws it back without moving a muscle and clears the first task.
"Now where is that doggy?" Says the man as he stumbles towards the back of the bar.
For the next 5 minutes the people inside the bar hear sounds of a dog barking and whining, and a man screaming. Then, suddenly everything goes quiet. The people start to worry about the man. Did the dog kill him?
A few minutes later the man stumbles back into the bar. His clothes are ripped, covered in blood and there are visible bite marks on his skin. The man gets another drink, throws it back and finally says:
"Now where is that old lady with the sore tooth?"