Zoophilia fails?

[ylgys]

Have you guys ever had a fail with an animal partner?
I'm not sure how else to phrase it, so I'll give an example: My cat enjoys licking other parts of me, so despite him having never done it before I had no objections to him deciding to crawl under my blanket and lick my cunt a bit. It was all fine and dandy for a bit — his tongue was rough, but that's to be expected — until he started focusing on my clitdick... and decided to nip me right on the head for the hell of it! obviously it fucking hurt, but at least he didn't actually injure me haha.

 

[gh0sted]

Ouch! I’m glad you weren’t seriously hurt. When I was a tween, I tried jerking off my friend’s intact dog (do not recommend). This was before I understood dogs or had sexual experience at all, really, and just figured any intact male would be happy to have fun. He corrected me like he would another dog (feigned bite attempt), and I definitely learned my lesson!

 

[ausbeast420]

This is the thread I been waiting for, play with humans can be funny enough when it fails but add an extra horny, slightly Derpy pupper to the mix and the bloopers reel gets filled with golden moments, there are often a few laughs involved when the experiments go awry, an unexpected wet cold nose to soft and sensitive parts in the dark will get your heart started that's for sure