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UR20Z said:
Whud I say, whud I say??? :)
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The truth. Just in a very blunt and sort of funny way. Lol

Connorwilko03 said:
Do you think people who work in zoos have sex with the animals?
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Not only are there cameras everywhere in a zoo, having sex with zoo animals is problematic in itself. Most of the animals in a zoo would sooner maul, gouge, and cut you to sheds before they'd let you have sex with them. You have to remember that there are wild aninals being kept in enclosures. Most, if not all, of the animals are not domesticated, and over half of them wouldn't let you get 10 feet of them before they mauled the crap out of you. To the animals, you're either a giant bag of delicious meat, or you're an invader on what they consider "their territory." Contrary to popular belief, the majority of zookeepers don't actually just hop into the encounters with the animal still roaming around to feed and take care of them.

Even if you do manage to find a handful of animals willing to have sex with you, good luck not getting caught. Most zoos have video surveillance cameras up the wazoo! I'd imagine something like 4-6 cameras minimum, per enclosure. Think you might be able to sneak in wearing black clothing and a mask? Think again. Animal enclosures are built to keep animals in, and keep people out. The only way in would be using an RFID badge to open a heavily secured door. These RFID badge swipes are tracked and stored as a log on a computer. So as soon as you're caught messing around with an animal on camera, the IT security staff would be able to check the log files and know exactly who you are. Zoos often have security on the clock 24/7.

Now, if the question was... Do you think that zookeepers want to have sex with animals? I'd imagine the percentage being 3% or less. Probably less.
 
FloofyNewfie said:
The truth. Just in a very blunt and sort of funny way. Lol


Not only are there cameras everywhere in a zoo, having sex with zoo animals is problematic in itself. Most of the animals in a zoo would sooner maul, gouge, and cut you to sheds before they'd let you have sex with them. You have to remember that there are wild aninals being kept in enclosures. Most, if not all, of the animals are not domesticated, and over half of them wouldn't let you get 10 feet of them before they mauled the crap out of you. To the animals, you're either a giant bag of delicious meat, or you're an invader on what they consider "their territory." Contrary to popular belief, the majority of zookeepers don't actually just hop into the encounters with the animal still roaming around to feed and take care of them.

Even if you do manage to find a handful of animals willing to have sex with you, good luck not getting caught. Most zoos have video surveillance cameras up the wazoo! I'd imagine something like 4-6 cameras minimum, per enclosure. Think you might be able to sneak in wearing black clothing and a mask? Think again. Animal enclosures are built to keep animals in, and keep people out. The only way in would be using an RFID badge to open a heavily secured door. These RFID badge swipes are tracked and stored as a log on a computer. So as soon as you're caught messing around with an animal on camera, the IT security staff would be able to check the log files and know exactly who you are. Zoos often have security on the clock 24/7.

Now, if the question was... Do you think that zookeepers want to have sex with animals? I'd imagine the percentage being 3% or less. Probably less.
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Ain't that what I said? :ROFLMAO:??
 
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