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Your Ideal male helper!

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pansgentleman

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Ladies,
What should your ideal male companion say or do, while he helps you fuck and suck your favorite beast? I'm looking to be the perfect helper and need some advice. Thanks to all of you, male and female, for having the sense to love animal cocks.
 
JazzyPaws said:
Nah, just creepy people jacking in the corner, men or women.
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Rage on. It won’t help you deal with your fear of men, and the male part of yourself that you haven’t incorporated into your own consciousness, but rage on anyway. Only true creeps project their creepiness onto people they don’t even know. Just a thought for the day!
 
pansgentleman said:
Rage on. It won’t help you deal with your fear of men, and the male part of yourself that you haven’t incorporated into your own consciousness, but rage on anyway. Only true creeps project their creepiness onto people they don’t even know. Just a thought for the day!
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Lol I don't fear men.

Wait.. I think he thinks I'm a woman...
 
JazzyPaws said:
And you don't seem to get that nobody needs help to get fucked. Anyone posting this kind of post just wants to be there to watch, there's a porn section for that, have fun.
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Zow, you presume to speak for everybody, saying they are just like you...not wanting to be with others as they enjoy sex. That's both sad and pathological. Just a note for you and anyone on this site who shows their own insecurities by making unfounded hateful comments without cause: If you want to act out your fears by attacking without reason, while simultaneously showing your own ignorance and/or personality disorders...you might want to do it with some one else. I'm a practicing counselor with a PhD who happens to suck dog cocks, and I will dissect your psyche and display your ignorance to all of Zooville with your own words. Your call! I'm here to meet friendly, well-balanced zoophiles, and like many others, I'm tired of online hatred and will spend lots of time showing your mental health issues to everyone. Now please, "Jazzy Paws" tell me again how I'm a bad person for enjoying helping others have good sex. I didn't quite see your logic.
 
The vast majority of people who post this nonsense, are just wanna be zoo's who wanna watch women fuck animals. It's far from a bad assumption, since 95% of cases, are exactly this. Creeps who wanna watch and fap.

Another issue with this person is the fact some of them like to sneak record, and that shit gets people in trouble.

Another creepy watcher, claiming to be of some help, is a regular thing. They always turn the same

So go nuts random internet person claiming to understand my brain, I guarantee you'll be wrong, cause that rabbit hole goes way deeper than you even realize.

You may want to add "The "do you know who I am" statement has no effect" to your analysis
 
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JazzyPaws said:
The vast majority of people who post this nonsense, are just wanna be zoo's who wanna watch women fuck animals. It's far from a bad assumption, since 95% of cases, are exactly this. Creeps who wanna watch and fap.

Another issue with this person is the fact some of them like to sneak record, and that shit gets people in trouble.

Another creepy watcher, claiming to be of some help, is a regular thing. They always turn the same

So go nuts random internet person claiming to understand my brain, I guarantee you'll be wrong, cause that rabbit hole goes way deeper than you even realize.

You may want to add "The "do you know who I am" statement has no effect" to your analysis
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do note the zero responses to "why would someone need a helper?" and to the one female user @petite-pony who actually took the time to reply to this nonsense. well, unless her pm is already filling up with begging...
pansgentleman said:
not wanting to be with others as they enjoy sex.
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you don't seem to grasp that the average zoo is "with others" as they enjoy sex already. you know, the one they are currently doing it with? what would be the point of a third wheel?

not trying to "dissect your psyche" or anything, but your general attitude and word usage kinda implies you are pretty far off "a balanced zoophile" yourself.... your very first post starts with labeling animal partners as "favorite beast", then this whole "wanting to be with others during sex" as if the animal partner was nothing more than a tool to get off or had no stock in the overall enjoyment of the activity. are you sure you're not just fetish-oriented voyeur?
 
JazzyPaws said:
The vast majority of people who post this nonsense, are just wanna be zoo's who wanna watch women fuck animals.
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And there's nothing wrong with that if they're honest, upfront, and accept they're not zoos rather people with a fetish or kink; this dude clearly is not.

@petite-pony nailed it with her response, like a cuck it's not about you so enjoy being a part of the moment by being invisible and deriving joy from her experience and the gratitude you have for being included in that way. Shut the fuck up (then and now) and enjoy what you're privy to, don't ruin anything by running your mouth or needlessly touching, crowding or otherwise changing anything. Women are adept at telling you what they need or want, unless the women you're with wants a sexual butler, you're seemingly incapable of adding to the experience (of life) but infinitely capable of detracting from it.
 
As I said, Rage On,” it reveals everything. It shows you fear other people’s ideas about sexuality and intimacy, and that you believe it theatens you. You judge other people’s actions and motives as bad, but demand that others not judge your zoophilia. Here’s a hint, if someone’s harmless post rubs you the wrong way….it’s because it touches on something about your own self you can’t stand, but aren’t fully conscious of. Go back and read my original post, and the ask yourself, what did you read into it that is not there. I doubt you will do that though. It is painful to discover the source of irrational fears.
 
NoloContendere said:
And there's nothing wrong with that if they're honest, upfront, and accept they're not zoos rather people with a fetish or kink; this dude clearly is not
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Exactly.

A dude who comes right out and says "can I peep you and Jack off" is at least being truthful, and honesty is what exhibitionists like me, who actually enjoy being watched, look for first.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
do note the zero responses to "why would someone need a helper?" and to the one female user @petite-pony who actually took the time to reply to this nonsense. well, unless her pm is already filling up with begging...

you don't seem to grasp that the average zoo is "with others" as they enjoy sex already. you know, the one they are currently doing it with? what would be the point of a third wheel?

not trying to "dissect your psyche" or anything, but your general attitude and word usage kinda implies you are pretty far off "a balanced zoophile" yourself.... your very first post starts with labeling animal partners as "favorite beast", then this whole "wanting to be with others during sex" as if the animal partner was nothing more than a tool to get off or had no stock in the overall enjoyment of the activity. are you sure you're not just fetish-oriented voyeur?
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Oh I fully grasp the broad world of zoophilia. The fact that you think you own it because you are attached to your one idea of it, is the same prejudice that LGBT people face from straight people. My caseload of HIV positive people back when I was a case manager often included zoos and I was adamant about not judging them. It never ceases to amaze me that the most harshly judged people on Earth (zoophiles) are often unable to stop the cycle of unreasoned hatred. Hate on my friend.
 
pansgentleman said:
Ladies,
What should your ideal male companion say or do, while he helps you fuck and suck your favorite beast? I'm looking to be the perfect helper and need some advice. Thanks to all of you, male and female, for having the sense to love animal cocks.
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Let's see if we can break this down.

pansgentleman said:
I'm a practicing counselor with a PhD who happens to suck dog cocks, and I will dissect your psyche and display your ignorance to all of Zooville with your own words.
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Maybe we could offer you the same thing? Let's see if I can do this in a helpful way without sounding like prick...

It seems like what this statement is really saying is this: "Hello ladies, I'm a guy that likes fucking animals. There are a ton of guys on this site but I'm better than all of them because I'm here for YOUR benefit, not my own. So, don't go fuck them, come fuck me! C'mon, I'll do whatever you like, just tell me what it is!!!"

Now, that sounds pretty bad but honestly, it's not really any worse than any of the other hungry dudes on here wanting to find a likeminded female. It's a bummer that it's kind of a manipulative lie. You have this fetish that you want to fulfill. You're here, like most of the rest of us, to satisfy these difficult sexual urges that are hard to find reciprocity for out in the real world. If what you say is true about being a councilor with a PhD, then I imagine you've got a worthy but delicate reputation to protect. So, you come on here...hoping to find a woman as depraved as you. Fair enough, man!

You just lead with your dick on this post and it was way too obvious haha! Maybe you could have rephrased it a little better like...

"Ladies,
Do you prefer to keep your interactions private or are you interested in having a man involved? If so, what would that ideal scenario look like?"

Something like that, maybe make it a poll? At least that's a question that has a little decency and respect for the ladies you're talking to and doesn't sound like you're just asking them what things you could do that would convince them to let you in the room with them.
 
pansgentleman said:
As I said, Rage On,” it reveals everything. It shows you fear other people’s ideas about sexuality and intimacy, and that you believe it theatens you. You judge other people’s actions and motives as bad, but demand that others not judge your zoophilia. Here’s a hint, if someone’s harmless post rubs you the wrong way….it’s because it touches on something about your own self you can’t stand, but aren’t fully conscious of. Go back and read my original post, and the ask yourself, what did you read into it that is not there. I doubt you will do that though. It is painful to discover the source of irrational fears.
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There's no fear in the other posters, they're annoyed by another arrogant wanker who has a chip on his shoulder and wants to speak down to everyone. Note each of your self righteous posts in this thread. You act like you've got an EdD and want to be called doctor. Why not loose the tude, dude?
 
pansgentleman said:
Zow, you presume to speak for everybody, saying they are just like you...not wanting to be with others as they enjoy sex. That's both sad and pathological. Just a note for you and anyone on this site who shows their own insecurities by making unfounded hateful comments without cause: If you want to act out your fears by attacking without reason, while simultaneously showing your own ignorance and/or personality disorders...you might want to do it with some one else. I'm a practicing counselor with a PhD who happens to suck dog cocks, and I will dissect your psyche and display your ignorance to all of Zooville with your own words. Your call! I'm here to meet friendly, well-balanced zoophiles, and like many others, I'm tired of online hatred and will spend lots of time showing your mental health issues to everyone. Now please, "Jazzy Paws" tell me again how I'm a bad person for enjoying helping others have good sex. I didn't quite see your logic.
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Yea, gas lighers always have a PhD in psychology.
 
pansgentleman said:
What should your ideal male companion say or do, while he helps you fuck and suck your favorite beast?
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Cook a homemade pizza with garlic tomato sauce and no semen.
Do not take any photos or videos of me.
Do not discuss what I do with anyone anywhere especially not online.
Do not touch the beast.
Do not shove his dick into any of my bodily orifices which are not currently occupied.
 
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