Your favorite misheard lyrics

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Can you name the actual lyrics from these often misheard lyrics? What are your favorite misheard lyrics or ones that you've made up?​

Wrong Lyric​ Correct Lyric​ Artist​ 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. ?​ Jimi Hendrix It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not. ?​ Bon Jovi The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee.... ?​ Queen We built this city on the wrong damn road. ?​ Starship Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. ?​ Madonna Here we are now in containers ?​ Nirvana Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight. ?​ R.E.M. You made the rice, I made the gravy... ?​ Billy Joel Hold me close. Tie me down, sir. ?​ Elton John You've been outright offensive, for so long now... ?​ Eagles Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy. ?​ Deep Purple Wrapped up like a douche and then you roller in the night. ?​ Manfred Mann's Earth Band/Bruce Springsteen Hit me with your pet shark ?​ Pat Benatar Shamu the mysterious whale ?​ U2