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Would you settle in a human relationship to be with an animal?

Would you settle in a human relationship to be with an animal?

  • Yes

    Votes: 32 47.1%

  • No

    Votes: 36 52.9%
  • Total voters
    68
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ifitpleasesthedog

Zooville Settler
Maybe you can’t afford it on your own, maybe you’ve fallen in love with someone else’s pet, or maybe you just really want it enough. The problem is the human is not really your type. Would you settle?

I am very picky when it comes to people and I find very little attractive. I wouldn’t settle for anything else but if they have a male dog that I absolutely love or even if they had the money and wanted to get some for us, I think I would consider lowering my expectations a little. I mean I’m not going to be with someone that’s the polar opposite of what I like but I can settle for a few flaws.
 
ifitpleasesthedog said:
The problem is the human is not really your type. Would you settle?
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No. Never. :D
No human is my type.

The only kind of relationship I can imagine is basically room mates with someone compatible with me who is also a zoo with similar values. (So practically something that does not exist :D )
Because we would both have to live in the same space while not being in love with each other and not kill each other over small differences. And good luck doing that with someone you do not love so your are not blinded by your feelings.

Then it could also be friends with benefits having fun with the animals.
But I am not capable of loving a human or being physically affectionate with a human. The human is just not something I can love or find attractive. Too few feathers and fur, too short snout. :D
 
pes said:
No. Never. :D
No human is my type.

The only kind of relationship I can imagine is basically room mates with someone compatible with me who is also a zoo with similar values. (So practically something that does not exist :D )
Because we would both have to live in the same space while not being in love with each other and not kill each other over small differences. And good luck doing that with someone you do not love so your are not blinded by your feelings.

Then it could also be friends with benefits having fun with the animals.
But I am not capable of loving a human or being physically affectionate with a human. The human is just not something I can love or find attractive. Too few feathers and fur, too short snout. :D
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That’s similar to me kinda. I guess I would only settle for a cover. Like if I’m not into you, I’m not into you, and you having a dog that I am into, isn’t going to change that. I honestly think my expectations in a human partner are too high for someone that I’m interested in to ever reciprocate feelings. I would settle for a human only with the understanding that I’m not going to give them anything sexually, maybe romantically. I would be fine with an open relationship though, they have needs and their needs likely won’t be met by me.
I don’t feel the need to exert any kind of effort in starting a human relationship. I’m perfectly content as is and the only way I’m really going to reach out is if the person has dogs that I like and they fit my criteria. I’m never gonna go into it looking for an intimate relationship though, certainly not with a human. I’m going into it, wanting to meet the dogs, and if something forms between me and the human then it is what it is. The only way I see myself ever getting into human relationships is if I’m the one being pursued by my type. I haven’t been in a human relationship in about 15 years and I was in grade school, well before realizing I was zoo, so I don’t even know if you could call that a relationship. I’ve never even had my first human kiss.
 
Never! I am a person who can only be accepted by her dogs and I can only accept my dogs. Everyone else around me nuke.
And a sexual partner, omg, no! Double nuke.
I will fight with all my strength until infinity to keep this way of life alive. I would rather "kill myself" than change my current lifestyle.
 
I also see a problem with for example someone falling in love with my dog. He is my dog, my partner.
All zoos I have ever allowed to touch my dog were warned not to fall in love with my dog.
 
pes said:
All zoos I have ever allowed to touch my dog were warned not to fall in love with my dog.
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I very rarely come across a zoo, and when I do, I never take my dogs there. I do not trust anyone.
I also only send pussy photos to 1-2 very reliable zoo friends, but they haven't seen my dogs live either.
Three people have petted my dogs besides me, the vet, my mother and one of my cousins.
I tend to tear people apart if they "bad" look on my dogs.
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pes said:
I also see a problem with for example someone falling in love with my dog. He is my dog, my partner.
All zoos I have ever allowed to touch my dog were warned not to fall in love with my dog.
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I agree. I wouldn’t ever want anyone else to be with my dog sexually. However I would never bring it up so wouldn’t tell someone not to. I also realize my dog is his own individual though and if he chose to pursue, someone else I wouldn’t be upset, but after noticing he’s interested I would take preventative measures. If I actually found out someone was sexual with my dog I would be more upset that it happened than anything else. I don’t know where you’ve been sexually and I don’t want to worry about that. Of course I wouldn’t be upset with the dog at all. And how upset I am with the person would depend entirely on how they respond and how they treated my dog. If the dog is the one that initiated, they treated him well, and they’re regretful/apologetic then I don’t imagine I would be to upset with them. I of course would let them know that was not ok and I don’t ever want them to do it again, and I would never leave them alone with my dog ever again. On the other hand, if they hurt or forced him in anyway I’d completely cut them out of my life and may even pursue legal action.
 
Secret_Birb said:
I think it risk to tranform into a really sad relationship to be honest, pretty much being with someone that you pretend to love. It will get miserable for everyone very quickly.
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I wouldn’t pretend to love them, I would make it clear that nothings ever going to happen between us and that they’re free to pursue anyone else they want. However, if they just want my company and want to be around me, or want to call me their significant other, or bring me to family functions so that their family stops hounding them to find someone, if they want to use me in a non-sexual, consensual way, then I’ll settle for that. It may look like a real relationship to everyone else, but it wouldn’t be, it would be a con.
 
The reverse is equally as bothersome (if not moreso): settling in a human relationship and not being able to be with an animal.
 
This seems kinda fucked up? Just toying with the persons feeling just so you can fuck their dog? I mean..
 
mxdwxnders said:
This seems kinda fucked up? Just toying with the persons feeling just so you can fuck their dog? I mean..
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Depends on how you set the relationship up. If the rules are clear to both the "partners" and it still works, it is not fucked up and you are not tricking anyone.
 
pes said:
Depends on how you set the relationship up. If the rules are clear to both the "partners" and it still works, it is not fucked up and you are not tricking anyone.
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Well, what if you don't tell them? and like you said it does depends - I was just stating that because the person didn't really clarify
 
mxdwxnders said:
Well, what if you don't tell them? and like you said it does depends - I was just stating that because the person didn't really clarify
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I think he does here:
ifitpleasesthedog said:
I would settle for a human only with the understanding that I’m not going to give them anything sexually, maybe romantically. I would be fine with an open relationship though, they have needs and their needs likely won’t be met by me.
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ifitpleasesthedog said:
I wouldn’t pretend to love them, I would make it clear that nothings ever going to happen between us and that they’re free to pursue anyone else they want.
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ifitpleasesthedog said:
Maybe you can’t afford it on your own, maybe you’ve fallen in love with someone else’s pet, or maybe you just really want it enough. The problem is the human is not really your type. Would you settle?

I am very picky when it comes to people and I find very little attractive. I wouldn’t settle for anything else but if they have a male dog that I absolutely love or even if they had the money and wanted to get some for us, I think I would consider lowering my expectations a little. I mean I’m not going to be with someone that’s the polar opposite of what I like but I can settle for a few flaws.
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The gays used to use (still might, for all I can say with any certainty) a word for what you're describing: "beard".

As in, upon seeing "Steve" (A man who isn't currently "out", but is either known or very strongly suspected to be gay by the other members of the local gay community) ) walking by with hot little female number on his arm, "Lance" might turn to his boyfriend "Dale" and say something along the lines of "That's some beard Steve grew!"

While in this case, you're speaking specifically of critters, the underlying concept is basically the same.
 
no, sounds like a very shitty thing to do to someone just to "get" to their animal. it sucks to fall for someone else's dog when you can't be with them (i know from sad experience), but it's just what it is in a world where animals are property.
MashaSobaka said:
I very rarely come across a zoo, and when I do, I never take my dogs there. I do not trust anyone.
I also only send pussy photos to 1-2 very reliable zoo friends, but they haven't seen my dogs live either.
Three people have petted my dogs besides me, the vet, my mother and one of my cousins.
I tend to tear people apart if they "bad" look on my dogs.
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i'd fucking love if at least three ppl petted my boy. he would too, deep down he is a teddy bear, i know he is, but everyone is afraid of him so he usually resorts to reacting like the one in your gif. that's what you get when you adopt someone already broken in the trust regard. well, not trust, he just doesn't know anything (he was raised in a flat and got to relieve himself on small balcony, never saw much of the outside up close) and doesn't really know how to react to different situations, because 90% of situations we get into start with someone yelling at him just for being a certain breed and size.
 
Puhp said:
The reverse is equally as bothersome (if not moreso): settling in a human relationship and not being able to be with an animal.
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That is much more bothersome! I would rather be single than not be able to have an animal. I wouldn’t even consider a relationship with someone that didn’t like dogs. They are much to big a part of my life.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
no, sounds like a very shitty thing to do to someone just to "get" to their animal. it sucks to fall for someone else's dog when you can't be with them (i know from sad experience), but it's just what it is in a world where animals are property.
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I should have been more clear in my initial post. I wouldn’t use them for their animal. It would be clear from the beginning that I’m not interested in any kind of sexual relationship with the human. However I would settle for being used in a non sexual way if it meant I could be with their dog. Including a fake relationship if that’s what they want.
 
I'm always going to want "my" dog(s). Not as sexual partners, but having animals that I know reciprocate being number 1 in each other's lives. If I ever have a partner again, I would imagine it would be the same way for them. I don't want to feel like I'm competing for or stealing the affection of someone else's dog.
 
ifitpleasesthedog said:
I should have been more clear in my initial post. I wouldn’t use them for their animal. It would be clear from the beginning that I’m not interested in any kind of sexual relationship with the human. However I would settle for being used in a non sexual way if it meant I could be with their dog. Including a fake relationship if that’s what they want.
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A fake relationship just so you could be with their animals sounds like a very shitty thing to do to a person. If you can't be with the person for who they are and you just want their animals then don't be with that person.
 
DaddyDomDog said:
Honestly I'd rather be with an animal. As much as I love the humans in my life they just don't compare yo the love I feel for animals. I'd like to someday have a relationship with a dog if I ever reach a point in my life where I can. I'd like to reach a point in my life where I'm not working all day.
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Oh I would much rather be with a dog than a human too. I’m asking if the only way to be with an animal that you want to be with, is to also be with a human (sexually or not) that your not necessarily into, would you do that?
 
ADreamOfLiberty said:
You'll never find the perfect partner. You'll never be the perfect partner.

Therefore you will have to settle for a few flaws.
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Well, yeah, there’s no such thing as a perfect partner. But everyone has like a sort of invisible line somewhere on the spectrum of what they want. I wouldn’t say you’re settling for people about the line.
 
Animallover said:
A fake relationship just so you could be with their animals sounds like a very shitty thing to do to a person. If you can't be with the person for who they are and you just want their animals then don't be with that person.
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When I say fake, for me at least, it would be mutually agreed upon. Like to the outside world it will look like a real relationship but the people in the relationship know that is not the case. For example, I would be ok with nothing more than a platonic partner using me around their family/friends saying we’re dating so that they stops trying to set them up with random people.
 
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