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Women what dog do you recommend for a first time?

DanChrist

Citizen of Zooville
Ladies, what breed of a male dog would you recommend for a woman trying vaginal intercourse with a dog for the first time? What would consider the ideal canine penis size for a beginner? What breed do you currently own now and what is your favorite dog penis size that you can take vaginally?
 
Ladies, what breed of a male dog would you recommend for a woman trying vaginal intercourse with a dog for the first time? What would consider the ideal canine penis size for a beginner? What breed do you currently own now and what is your favorite dog penis size that you can take vaginally?
Get a bad dragon or other canine like silicone toy. That will let you feel what a dog may be like.
And do not pick a breed by penis size. Owning a dog is a complex task that requires lots of time and commitment and careful consideration. Having a large dog as your first dog may not be a good idea. Unless of course your next post is "Looking for an owner of X near Y." (Where X comes from this thread) :ROFLMAO:
 
Get a bad dragon or other canine like silicone toy. That will let you feel what a dog may be like.
And do not pick a breed by penis size. Owning a dog is a complex task that requires lots of time and commitment and careful consideration. Having a large dog as your first dog may not be a good idea. Unless of course your next post is "Looking for an owner of X near Y." (Where X comes from this thread) :ROFLMAO:
No, it is not for me. I actually ran into this girl a while back. We've known each other for a few years. The other night we got into the conversation of porn. I brought up beast porn and she seemed interested to try it. I figured I would ask on here first before I gave her a recommendation. The last thing I need is for her to buy a Great Dane and end up in the emergency room.
 
if the girl is looking for a companion and not a sex toy (dildos are good for that i hear) then any of the retrievers (like lab or golden) are a fine choice for a first dog to have.

and as was said many many many times over on this site. you cannot pick a breed by penis size as size will vary (sometimes greatly) between individual boys. you can get a massive dachshund or a micro dane. the only thing that kinda works as a guide line is that breeds with heavier bone structure tend to have bigger package, not always tho.
 
if the girl is looking for a companion and not a sex toy (dildos are good for that i hear) then any of the retrievers (like lab or golden) are a fine choice for a first dog to have.

and as was said many many many times over on this site. you cannot pick a breed by penis size as size will vary (sometimes greatly) between individual boys. you can get a massive dachshund or a micro dane. the only thing that kinda works as a guide line is that breeds with heavier bone structure tend to have bigger package, not always tho.
I agree with you 100%. But remember this, I have seen the nicest of men get dumped because their girlfriend said "It's too big." Yes, the animal will be for companion purposes for her, but there will be a damper on their romantic life if they are sexually incompatible. Keep in mind that I don't want to go to prison if she dies on my living room floor from internal hemorrhaging. I'll get her a beagle if you guys tell me to.
 
Keep in mind that I don't want to go to prison if she dies on my living room floor from internal hemorrhaging. I'll get her a beagle if you guys tell me to.
just how big do you think a dog gets? even if one could get internal bleeding from dog sex (you cannot), a human female can't really hold a tie with a male dog or hold it as tightly to be irreversibly stuck via vaginal intercourse. they are missing that little ring of muscle that makes it possible... i mean, if this not-even-possible scenario scares you so much, why even proceed and not just get her a canine dildo to see how that feels to her?

beagle is also not a bad choice for a first dog, just gotta keep in mind that they tend to be more energetic so more walks and other activities.
 
I would reccomend against a beagle unless the person in question is ok with A Lot of barking and howling. Most hunting dogs are loud dogs
 
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