where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

Oh, I thought of another one...lol

Well this one is not really risky but it happened every night so there's that...lol

I used to work as a 3rd shift janitor back in my college days at a factory that had a separate machine shop. Well, the security guard would let me in the machine shop to clean and then come back roughly 2 hours later and check on me and escort me back to the main factory. Well while I was in the machine shop alone, I would masturbate and then take a nap and then masturbate again before cleaning the place up real fast! One night the guard came back early and almost caught me red-handed with my pants down...lol
 
I worked at a warehouse loading semi trailers. One time I jerked it in the trailer I was loading on my forklift watching zoo porn. Very risky, middle of the day, co-workers everywhere. I don’t know what came over me that day. I had got off in the single stall bathroom at that job before on night shift, but nothing that risky.
 
wishboner said:
Oh, I thought of another one...lol

Well this one is not really risky but it happened every night so there's that...lol

I used to work as a 3rd shift janitor back in my college days at a factory that had a separate machine shop. Well, the security guard would let me in the machine shop to clean and then come back roughly 2 hours later and check on me and escort me back to the main factory. Well while I was in the machine shop alone, I would masturbate and then take a nap and then masturbate again before cleaning the place up real fast! One night the guard came back early and almost caught me red-handed with my pants down...lol
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You "thought of another one?"
Geez, Boner, is there anywhere you HAVEN'T done it???
 
I had just gotten off work. It was about 10 or 11pm, and I stopped at Taco Bell on my way home, which was about a 35 min drive. For whatever reason, I was really horny and wanted to try masturbating while I was driving, to see if the vibrations and movement would enhance it. Pulled my pants down and started. I shit you not, I saw lights behind me catch up fairly quickly and sure enough, red and blue strobes. I pulled over, quickly getting my pants pulled back up. He approached, asked where I was coming from. Told him I just got off work. He asked why I was swerving. Didn't realize I was, but I just told him I was trying to unwrap my burrito and apologized. He shined his light on my Taco Bell, asked if I was sure I hadn't been drinking. I told him I had just gotten off work and where I worked. He just told me to be more careful and sent me on my way. My heart was pounding. lol I didn't continue.
 
Kristy said:
I've done it for a large audience on myself, sometimes with a partner, probably a hundred times. It's a natural high.
Try it sometime!
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I'm timid, though! I can't get in the right frame of mind while masturbating if I think I could get caught or if someone is watching. :(

I have had sex in front of people, and for some reason, that's not a problem. I think it has to do with growing up being told masturbation was terrible and would make me go blind, and grandma was watching from heaven, etc...
 
Kawika10 said:
where was the riskiest place you have masturbated at but didnt get caught...friends house,public bathroom,etc.
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I was going to say in a supply closet at work while watching a lady get knotted on my phone. But I also was going to town on myself completely naked with blinds open at my parents house. A mail lady walked up to deliver the mail and saw me. She stopped and watched for a minute.
 
Painting a customers house, took a ‘break’ in their shed to ‘get out of the heat’ was almost caught by that customer with my cock in hand. Another customer at the same job was a very attractive single mother. I fired off everyday into her toilet wishing it was her. Would get bored doing hiway maintenance at another job, and when I was working alone, I would jack off at least twice a day in the work truck on the side of the hiway watching zoo porn. Always hoping somebody would come and see if I needed ‘help.’ Lately it’s been in my delivery van in a church parking lot, wherever I get the chance.
 
wishboner said:
I'm timid, though! I can't get in the right frame of mind while masturbating if I think I could get caught or if someone is watching. :(

I have had sex in front of people, and for some reason, that's not a problem. I think it has to do with growing up being told masturbation was terrible and would make me go blind, and grandma was watching from heaven, etc...
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Yikes!
 
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