Where I'm At*

[omonundro]

* Pardon the grammar.
I (M) am in the home stretch of a life spent as a zoo. I was sexually excited by animals before I knew what I was feeling was sexual. I have never had the pleasure of a continuous period of activity, only seizing opportunities as they arose. I am married to a woman I love, who knows nothing about this and likely never will.
A few months ago I got a large breed puppy. He's about 8 months old, still squats to pee, and tolerates but has no particular interest in manual stimulation.
He's intact, so his maturity will be much appreciated by me (and some others, I hope). If he turns out to be interested in sex, I would like for the two of us to spend some time with like-minded women or couples.
I have found that sometimes, for days or weeks at a time, I am in a fever over zoo sex; obsessed. Other times, the idea doesn't disgust me but strikes me as very peculiar. I have enough experience and experience enough hunger to know that I love it.
So, in a few months I will be active. I look forward to it eagerly. Thoughts?

 

[dartel]

* Pardon the grammar.

It's perfectly acceptable to end a sentence with a preposition.

That bullshit came from ONE guy in the 50s(?) who stupidly wanted to make English fit Latin grammar. He convinced a couple school policy makers in one state to take up his cause, and they taught 1 generation of students in that state alone that stupidly wrong shit.

English grammar is derived from German, where it's perfectly acceptable to end a sentence with a preposition, and that one idiot's crusade has not been taught in any school for 60 years. That misconception that you can't do that is only perpetuated in Hollywood and on the internet.

 

[keninjax]

Oh, I see, Well, if you need a private place, I’m not that far away.

 

[omonundro]

My favorite comment on the convention is "This is the sort of pedantry up with which I will not stand."