What rule did my dog sitting thread break?

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If you're that confident about it, here's a deal. Make me an offer of a monthly payment to my big cat care and I will let you take out a life insurance policy on me. Win-win.

And a dreamer, besides!!!! ROTFLMAO!

Him and Russel ought to get along real well - I can see 'em sitting on a hill in Candyland, drinking pretend tea out of Barbie cups, with their little finger delicately stuck in the air as they watch the My Little Ponies play, while being serenaded by the inhabitants of the nearby smurf Village as the Care-Bears stage a parade with the TeleTubbies, and Barney out front waving the parade-marshal's baton!