IHO
Citizen of Zooville
I'll probably just have to wear around the house and hiking and stuff, unless I can come up with something really cleaver for "ZV" to mean other than "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you". Open to ideas! ? Maybe "Zelda's Vagina"? That doesn't really go with the paw-print on the back, though.
That said, I'm pretty safe where I live as nobody would know without asking - but if they DID know, it would be because they're secretly zoo as well.
That said, I'm pretty safe where I live as nobody would know without asking - but if they DID know, it would be because they're secretly zoo as well.