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So I'm a Male early 20s and still a virgin (by choice) I want my first time to be with an animal.

So my question is, what animal would you all want/reccomend losing your v-card to.

I'm hoping for a cute female dog especially a nice big pitbull -woof they're sexy!-
 
Reccomend? The one that you love! :D If you like dogs and pitbulls in particular, go for it, find yourself a loving partner, build your relationship and when the right time comes, it will happen. Just no rush.
 
Pitbulls are intelligent creatures i had one not too long ago she was the perfect size and everything.

However you should research before commiting to a life partner.
 
So I'm a Male early 20s and still a virgin (by choice) I want my first time to be with an animal.

So my question is, what animal would you all want/reccomend losing your v-card to.

I'm hoping for a cute female dog especially a nice big pitbull -woof they're sexy!-
You already have all the answers you need, you wrote them in your question. :gsd_happysmile: Make sure that a pit (or any other breed you are interested in) will fit your lifestyle, some dogs need different activity levels etc, to keep them happy and healthy. (Or change your lifestyle to suit her, :gsd_wink:take up jogging or learn to throw a ball a good distance what ever she might enjoy to achieve her exercise levels.) Make sure the temperament of the breed suits your personality so you don't have a dog more strong willed or dominant than you are comfortable with. I should warn you though whether the breed you choose is known to be a more take charge kind of dog or not; as she becomes your world and your love you will find you will probably want to do anything for her anyway.

If your getting a puppy wait till she is old enough for sexy time, puppyhood is when you play games and bond with each other as two friends who just happen to be of different species, then when the time is right oneday she will come into heat and as a trusted pack mate she will stand before you and that tail of hers will move to one side as she flags for you, and you will just know she is asking if your willing to help her scratch that itch. Take it slow and enjoy each other. Note show restraint when she has her first heat, she is not old enough mentally and has enough on her plate with the changes her body is going through without sex complicating things for her.
 
You already have all the answers you need, you wrote them in your question. :gsd_happysmile: Make sure that a pit (or any other breed you are interested in) will fit your lifestyle,

Great words! Yeah if I were to get a pit she wouldn't be my first dog. Had a dog growing up as a teen loved him to death and he definitely taught me a lot about caring for canines, owe him the world
 
Thinking of my first time is uplifting and makes me smile. I'm happy about who took my virginity and how it went. It has a special place in my memories. :)

What I want to say though is not to have exaggerated expectations. Don't put too much pressure on you to have to make it perfect. The amount of cultural load surrounding virginity and its end is out of proportion to the actual act. Be gentle and don't worry too much. The prospect of the first time is especially exciting, yet it's basically certain that you will have physically much more pleasurable sex later with experience when you and your lover get to know your bodies better.
 
Thinking of my first time is uplifting and makes me smile. I'm happy about who took my virginity and how it went. It has a special place in my memories. :)

What I want to say though is not to have exaggerated expectations. Don't put too much pressure on you to have to make it perfect. The amount of cultural load surrounding virginity and its end is out of proportion to the actual act. Be gentle and don't worry too much. The prospect of the first time is especially exciting, yet it's basically certain that you will have physically much more pleasurable sex later with experience when you and your lover get to know your bodies better.
Agreed, I think your first time is more about the emotional connection you have with that special animal, building up the act to much in your head can often lead to shooting your load to soon or rushing things. After all the biggest sex organ is the one between your ears. So just relax and enjoy the time with your partner.
 
Honestly I lost mine early, in retrospect it was a lot for me to deal with at the time. I wish I was a little older and more mature. I think I would have been able to handle everything a lot better and would have had a more stable period in my life.

good luck and I hope it works out for you. Just keep in mind the most important part is providing a good home and making sure your companion is well cared for and loved. She or he deserves that and needs you to provide that
 
Honestly I lost mine early, in retrospect it was a lot for me to deal with at the time. I wish I was a little older and more mature. I think I would have been able to handle everything a lot better and would have had a more stable period in my life.

good luck and I hope it works out for you. Just keep in mind the most important part is providing a good home and making sure your companion is well cared for and loved. She or he deserves that and needs you to provide that

True that, a healthy home before a healthy bone (if she's interested) lol
 
All right VIRGIN. you better listen up because I am not pleased at all. first - because I had plans for tonite and secondly.. Im skeptical this post is even legit, coming from a one day old zooville account youre probably messing with us. Still, I recognize a legitimate suicide risk when I see one one.. and real threat to life and limb of the zoo community technically supercedes the neccessity of messaging Aries about fuckin great she is.. although your lucky im feeling benevolent enough to make that call.

Tho the advice above is valid, it fails to address the primary cause of your problem and therefore the solution. what weve got going on here is a 23 year old guy with failure to launch. Youre well past legal adult and still have not succeeded in even being able to *fuck a dog*

Virginity in itself isnt a problem, sex alone is just one of the facets of life. what you need to focus on is the entire big picture. the end goal is to experience life, learn, grow and master yourself. that entails your own self care and maintenance, life improvement, working towards and accomplishing goals, and BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT YOURSELF first, and finally be able to support others as well. Fuckin aint the end all - its just a marker that youve achieved the minimal amount of mastery over life that youre desireable and have enough potential that some one will be attracted enough to fuck you.. one time. or if you want to set your sights way lower.. youve got enough control of your life you can find a dog to fuck.

Seeing thats what you want..i gotta throw out some tough love and say youre fucking up. when i was 23, i had 2 mares, 2 dogs, a car a truck a 25hr a week job and i was going to school full time. I was busting my ass. even then and for several years forward i still struggled with attaining function regular human companionship.. but the dog and horse thing.. i blew by a a decade earlier already. why do you not have any of this?
howis it you could be satisfied with your life at this point. and if you arent,.. WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG TO ACTUALLY MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR YOURSELF.,.!?

You got to CATCH UP. starting tomrrow. come up with a plan.. and small steps on how to get there, and start working on that, remembering that fcking a dog has nothing to do with it. quite frankly, you dont deserve a nice soft slick thick piddy. those dogs are for people with lives and responsibility. so focus on a steady job first.. and then work on a side hustle. start with some thing you can do yourself thats easy enough to learn. i used to install wood floors and patch and paint drywall. once I achieved minimal competency, it was an easy $30/hr job i could do anywhere, any time for the rest of my life. work on developing a steady flow of business till you can quit your one shit job and work for yourself, set your own schedule. it doesnt have to be those trade tho. pretty much any regular service or trade job will do. you could mow fucking lawns if you want. i knwo a gal that graduated college, became a landscaper.. worked for the last 30 years mostly by herself.. has two houses, three cars, a power boat.. semi retired now, has someone else running it. minimal. here in california. hard work but easy.

Next, start working on yourself. if you want to go to school, do it. want to pick up another hobby, even getting more involved with animals? do it. focus on keeping moving, never stopping and growing non stop. get a good exercise routine and some friends that you can support each other. dont waste time on losers. find people going forward and network with them.

finally, start looking for a place you can move to and live, tomorrow, where you can keep a dog. if you cant afford much, dont worry, theres a million place out there you can live and keep a dog rent free. ive done it off and on for years. THE KEY IS BEING ABLE TO OFFER PEOPLE MORE THEN YOUR COST THEM. you could just walk into anyones house tomorrow, say im living here with my dog, and when they be like... what? youre already mowing the lawn and doing their laundry... getting dinner ready and reducing the load on them. trust me. you take the load off of other people and theyll happily share all theyve got that theyrre already paying for. want to get closer to dogs. hit up every dog trainer, boarder, groomer in your area and say you need a place and want to work it off.. or anybody that owns horses. FIND ANY AVAILIBLE ROOM WITH PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DOGS.. THEYLL BE MORE RECEPTIVE AND WELCOMING IF YOU CAN HELP THEM WITH THIER OWN ANIMALS FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. THINK PROFESSIONALS WHO WANT TO KEEP PETS BUT TRAVEL ALL THE TIME....

If you put in more then you take out, people will always want you around, and its not that hard to do.. er at least its accomplishable, to be able to support yourself at the bare minimum first, and help others some extra on top of that... IF CANT HAVE DOG WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IT MEANS YOUR MORE OF A BURDEN TO PEOPLE THEN JUST ADDING THE SIGHT OF A DOG WITH YOU IS WORTH TO THEM.. and that's straight up fucjkoin up life.

everywhere me and my doggo go is no dogs allowed. we rarely have any problems. im so helpful and usefull y those ive lived with and worked for that my dog is known as destroyer of couches.. (six to his count so far) because any place for over a couple months that what happens. never had a single' you fucked my couch complaint.', they simply got replaced with a smile when we left. that should be your goal now. find a polace, lvie their with your dog, wreck a couch, move out, everybody's happy. People say dogs not allowed.. but that aint true,. theres nothing like an invisible dog cannon that will blast em back out. you just bring your dog home, or to work, and let em know its both of you, or none of you. if you get fired or kicked out. you werent trying hard enough or doing a good enough job.

So my question is, what animal would you all want/reccomend losing your v-card to

got this. the answer is who gives a shit.

understand youre asking a FETISH question here for a SEXUAL problem. since youve never had a dog, or a girl before, you dont know what you want. the only way to find out, is to try some. and then youll start to develop an idea for what you like, and what you dont. untill that point, for however many years youve been fantaszing.. thats just dick in hjand time where every time you come, you reinforce the idea what ever it was yore thinking about is the answer to your sexual gratification, and i got news for you.. its not. opretty safe bet what EVER youre thinking is wrong at this point... so lets assume that wanting to fuck a dog isnt for you.

Take this from my two decades personal experience turning girls out to dogs. the ones who take to it and like it are the ones whovve either just heard of it and want to try, or have grown up around dogs, own dogs, love dogs and live dog lives. mebbe they just dont have one they can fuck but when they find one theyre golden. Alternatively, theres this whole subset of women out there who spend years and YEARS and sometimes YEARS fantasizing about getting dog fucked.. and build up this fantasy of it in their head. maybe they cant come with guys or think the dog wiull be able to finally do it, or do better.. or theyre infatuated with this amazing idea of their pleasure and dont understand the big pictures.. blah blah., anyways case and point the longer they fantasize, the more likely it is theyre NOT going to like the experience. or theyre like.. okay i get it, bucket list accomplished. the longer you dwell on something, the less likely its going to be the answer. so sitting here wondering what kind of dog to fuck and thinking its puiddy, is a waste of everybodies time and also your life. when you come in it and find out its just a dog.. its just a dog. maybe that will happen to you, maybe not.,

Honestly, id focus on making yourself desirable enough you can secure a girl whos the same age as you.. whos been getting dicked down on for years already and already gotten hers, so she doesnt have to worry about that, knows the mechanics of everything, and can focus on giving you a fun time, relaxin, and helpin you get YOURS. any other scenarios are practically a recipe for unpleasant experience. try and have a ood o9ne, and make it a goal that you could at least attract another girl through who and what you are, even if 6you dont want em. shii. get to where you can get asked out and say 'naw id ratehr fuck my dog' its good forr laffs.

Sometimes you hit a fialure to launch point, or a road block, you have to get over before you can move on. you need to identify those and figure out how to do it. If having sex with a dog has become this wierd fixation you cant move on past, im going to take the unpopular opinion and say go out and find a bitch to fuck right now, and do it. p[preferably one whos experienced, with an owner that can help you do the same thing as the girl i just mentioned.. so youll get to have the best possible experience to have something to go off of.

otherwise.. its time to go get a dog. find ourself a big bitch and just put it in her... or any dog will do really.. thats over 65 pounds. your way past love and responsibility here.. or maybe not even close too. but either way if its dog way or the highway,, you got my permission to tail hole the fuck out of the next stray that you come across, just once. so you can get past this retardation. i believe with your life in the balance, once you bust that
nut, you can put that all behind you and focus on actually accomplishing something for yourself. itll either give you a burning desire to achieve so you can have more dog sex... or go out and achieve so you can experience more of life and find out what you want. either way itll get you over this hump.

thats my two cents., THIS SHOULD BE SELF EVIDENT. reasons why i think this is a fake one as it is.

trake it from someone that was actually doing shitt with their life, but still unnnesccsarily beating their pud and fantasizing about all this shit they wanted to do. ultimately, and around your age.. 24 i think for me, i was like fuck this.. im going to go out and attempt to actually DO these things i want, and find people (or animals?) interested in the same. its not as hard as you think. and once i got the ball rolling it was game on. itll be the same way for you too, as long as youre not wasting time on here asking dumb questions and jerking off to dog fuck videos.,

leave that up to us old timers who already drained our nuts in everything that would have us and are too lazy to go out and get more now rather then incapable of doing so.

best of luck.
 
All right VIRGIN. you better listen up because I am not pleased at all.

Woah man chill, I just wanted to start a convo 😅. I'm not suicidal and I do have a steady career, I enjoy porn and zoo alike but don't let jerking off or losing my virginity distract me from goals I've set and skills I want to learn.

But i do appreciate you taking your time to share your advice because irregardless of my situation it is some sound advice 👌(a thing which can be hard to come by)
 
All right VIRGIN. you better listen up because I am not pleased at all. first - because I had plans for tonite and secondly.. Im skeptical this post is even legit, coming from a one day old zooville account youre probably messing with us. Still, I recognize a legitimate suicide risk when I see one one.. and real threat to life and limb of the zoo community technically supercedes the neccessity of messaging Aries about fuckin great she is.. although your lucky im feeling benevolent enough to make that call.

Tho the advice above is valid, it fails to address the primary cause of your problem and therefore the solution. what weve got going on here is a 23 year old guy with failure to launch. Youre well past legal adult and still have not succeeded in even being able to *fuck a dog*

Virginity in itself isnt a problem, sex alone is just one of the facets of life. what you need to focus on is the entire big picture. the end goal is to experience life, learn, grow and master yourself. that entails your own self care and maintenance, life improvement, working towards and accomplishing goals, and BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT YOURSELF first, and finally be able to support others as well. Fuckin aint the end all - its just a marker that youve achieved the minimal amount of mastery over life that youre desireable and have enough potential that some one will be attracted enough to fuck you.. one time. or if you want to set your sights way lower.. youve got enough control of your life you can find a dog to fuck.

Seeing thats what you want..i gotta throw out some tough love and say youre fucking up. when i was 23, i had 2 mares, 2 dogs, a car a truck a 25hr a week job and i was going to school full time. I was busting my ass. even then and for several years forward i still struggled with attaining function regular human companionship.. but the dog and horse thing.. i blew by a a decade earlier already. why do you not have any of this?
howis it you could be satisfied with your life at this point. and if you arent,.. WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG TO ACTUALLY MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR YOURSELF.,.!?

You got to CATCH UP. starting tomrrow. come up with a plan.. and small steps on how to get there, and start working on that, remembering that fcking a dog has nothing to do with it. quite frankly, you dont deserve a nice soft slick thick piddy. those dogs are for people with lives and responsibility. so focus on a steady job first.. and then work on a side hustle. start with some thing you can do yourself thats easy enough to learn. i used to install wood floors and patch and paint drywall. once I achieved minimal competency, it was an easy $30/hr job i could do anywhere, any time for the rest of my life. work on developing a steady flow of business till you can quit your one shit job and work for yourself, set your own schedule. it doesnt have to be those trade tho. pretty much any regular service or trade job will do. you could mow fucking lawns if you want. i knwo a gal that graduated college, became a landscaper.. worked for the last 30 years mostly by herself.. has two houses, three cars, a power boat.. semi retired now, has someone else running it. minimal. here in california. hard work but easy.

Next, start working on yourself. if you want to go to school, do it. want to pick up another hobby, even getting more involved with animals? do it. focus on keeping moving, never stopping and growing non stop. get a good exercise routine and some friends that you can support each other. dont waste time on losers. find people going forward and network with them.

finally, start looking for a place you can move to and live, tomorrow, where you can keep a dog. if you cant afford much, dont worry, theres a million place out there you can live and keep a dog rent free. ive done it off and on for years. THE KEY IS BEING ABLE TO OFFER PEOPLE MORE THEN YOUR COST THEM. you could just walk into anyones house tomorrow, say im living here with my dog, and when they be like... what? youre already mowing the lawn and doing their laundry... getting dinner ready and reducing the load on them. trust me. you take the load off of other people and theyll happily share all theyve got that theyrre already paying for. want to get closer to dogs. hit up every dog trainer, boarder, groomer in your area and say you need a place and want to work it off.. or anybody that owns horses. FIND ANY AVAILIBLE ROOM WITH PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DOGS.. THEYLL BE MORE RECEPTIVE AND WELCOMING IF YOU CAN HELP THEM WITH THIER OWN ANIMALS FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. THINK PROFESSIONALS WHO WANT TO KEEP PETS BUT TRAVEL ALL THE TIME....

If you put in more then you take out, people will always want you around, and its not that hard to do.. er at least its accomplishable, to be able to support yourself at the bare minimum first, and help others some extra on top of that... IF CANT HAVE DOG WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IT MEANS YOUR MORE OF A BURDEN TO PEOPLE THEN JUST ADDING THE SIGHT OF A DOG WITH YOU IS WORTH TO THEM.. and that's straight up fucjkoin up life.

everywhere me and my doggo go is no dogs allowed. we rarely have any problems. im so helpful and usefull y those ive lived with and worked for that my dog is known as destroyer of couches.. (six to his count so far) because any place for over a couple months that what happens. never had a single' you fucked my couch complaint.', they simply got replaced with a smile when we left. that should be your goal now. find a polace, lvie their with your dog, wreck a couch, move out, everybody's happy. People say dogs not allowed.. but that aint true,. theres nothing like an invisible dog cannon that will blast em back out. you just bring your dog home, or to work, and let em know its both of you, or none of you. if you get fired or kicked out. you werent trying hard enough or doing a good enough job.



got this. the answer is who gives a shit.

understand youre asking a FETISH question here for a SEXUAL problem. since youve never had a dog, or a girl before, you dont know what you want. the only way to find out, is to try some. and then youll start to develop an idea for what you like, and what you dont. untill that point, for however many years youve been fantaszing.. thats just dick in hjand time where every time you come, you reinforce the idea what ever it was yore thinking about is the answer to your sexual gratification, and i got news for you.. its not. opretty safe bet what EVER youre thinking is wrong at this point... so lets assume that wanting to fuck a dog isnt for you.

Take this from my two decades personal experience turning girls out to dogs. the ones who take to it and like it are the ones whovve either just heard of it and want to try, or have grown up around dogs, own dogs, love dogs and live dog lives. mebbe they just dont have one they can fuck but when they find one theyre golden. Alternatively, theres this whole subset of women out there who spend years and YEARS and sometimes YEARS fantasizing about getting dog fucked.. and build up this fantasy of it in their head. maybe they cant come with guys or think the dog wiull be able to finally do it, or do better.. or theyre infatuated with this amazing idea of their pleasure and dont understand the big pictures.. blah blah., anyways case and point the longer they fantasize, the more likely it is theyre NOT going to like the experience. or theyre like.. okay i get it, bucket list accomplished. the longer you dwell on something, the less likely its going to be the answer. so sitting here wondering what kind of dog to fuck and thinking its puiddy, is a waste of everybodies time and also your life. when you come in it and find out its just a dog.. its just a dog. maybe that will happen to you, maybe not.,

Honestly, id focus on making yourself desirable enough you can secure a girl whos the same age as you.. whos been getting dicked down on for years already and already gotten hers, so she doesnt have to worry about that, knows the mechanics of everything, and can focus on giving you a fun time, relaxin, and helpin you get YOURS. any other scenarios are practically a recipe for unpleasant experience. try and have a ood o9ne, and make it a goal that you could at least attract another girl through who and what you are, even if 6you dont want em. shii. get to where you can get asked out and say 'naw id ratehr fuck my dog' its good forr laffs.

Sometimes you hit a fialure to launch point, or a road block, you have to get over before you can move on. you need to identify those and figure out how to do it. If having sex with a dog has become this wierd fixation you cant move on past, im going to take the unpopular opinion and say go out and find a bitch to fuck right now, and do it. p[preferably one whos experienced, with an owner that can help you do the same thing as the girl i just mentioned.. so youll get to have the best possible experience to have something to go off of.

otherwise.. its time to go get a dog. find ourself a big bitch and just put it in her... or any dog will do really.. thats over 65 pounds. your way past love and responsibility here.. or maybe not even close too. but either way if its dog way or the highway,, you got my permission to tail hole the fuck out of the next stray that you come across, just once. so you can get past this retardation. i believe with your life in the balance, once you bust that
nut, you can put that all behind you and focus on actually accomplishing something for yourself. itll either give you a burning desire to achieve so you can have more dog sex... or go out and achieve so you can experience more of life and find out what you want. either way itll get you over this hump.

thats my two cents., THIS SHOULD BE SELF EVIDENT. reasons why i think this is a fake one as it is.

trake it from someone that was actually doing shitt with their life, but still unnnesccsarily beating their pud and fantasizing about all this shit they wanted to do. ultimately, and around your age.. 24 i think for me, i was like fuck this.. im going to go out and attempt to actually DO these things i want, and find people (or animals?) interested in the same. its not as hard as you think. and once i got the ball rolling it was game on. itll be the same way for you too, as long as youre not wasting time on here asking dumb questions and jerking off to dog fuck videos.,

leave that up to us old timers who already drained our nuts in everything that would have us and are too lazy to go out and get more now rather then incapable of doing so.

best of luck.
Did we both read the same original post? I'm not sure how not having sex translates into someone's life being in complete disarray and needing to be rebuilt pretty much from the ground up. We all have our own goals and objectives in life, we all make decisions and choices so what is good for one is not necessarily good for all.
 
I honestly have no idea why being a shithead is so popular on this site. So much unnecessary vitriol and malice.. it genuinely makes me worry about those who post like that. If they're so toxic to other people at the slightest disagreement or difference of opinion, how do you think they treat their animals?

Why can't people just be nice lmao it's so easy. I figured this was supposed to be a community that helps fellow zoos to learn (and get off of course), not a high school rife with bullying and general negativity. It's a shame.
 
All right VIRGIN. you better listen up because I am not pleased at all. first - because I had plans for tonite and secondly.. Im skeptical this post is even legit, coming from a one day old zooville account youre probably messing with us. Still, I recognize a legitimate suicide risk when I see one one.. and real threat to life and limb of the zoo community technically supercedes the neccessity of messaging Aries about fuckin great she is.. although your lucky im feeling benevolent enough to make that call.

Tho the advice above is valid, it fails to address the primary cause of your problem and therefore the solution. what weve got going on here is a 23 year old guy with failure to launch. Youre well past legal adult and still have not succeeded in even being able to *fuck a dog*

Virginity in itself isnt a problem, sex alone is just one of the facets of life. what you need to focus on is the entire big picture. the end goal is to experience life, learn, grow and master yourself. that entails your own self care and maintenance, life improvement, working towards and accomplishing goals, and BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT YOURSELF first, and finally be able to support others as well. Fuckin aint the end all - its just a marker that youve achieved the minimal amount of mastery over life that youre desireable and have enough potential that some one will be attracted enough to fuck you.. one time. or if you want to set your sights way lower.. youve got enough control of your life you can find a dog to fuck.

Seeing thats what you want..i gotta throw out some tough love and say youre fucking up. when i was 23, i had 2 mares, 2 dogs, a car a truck a 25hr a week job and i was going to school full time. I was busting my ass. even then and for several years forward i still struggled with attaining function regular human companionship.. but the dog and horse thing.. i blew by a a decade earlier already. why do you not have any of this?
howis it you could be satisfied with your life at this point. and if you arent,.. WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG TO ACTUALLY MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR YOURSELF.,.!?

You got to CATCH UP. starting tomrrow. come up with a plan.. and small steps on how to get there, and start working on that, remembering that fcking a dog has nothing to do with it. quite frankly, you dont deserve a nice soft slick thick piddy. those dogs are for people with lives and responsibility. so focus on a steady job first.. and then work on a side hustle. start with some thing you can do yourself thats easy enough to learn. i used to install wood floors and patch and paint drywall. once I achieved minimal competency, it was an easy $30/hr job i could do anywhere, any time for the rest of my life. work on developing a steady flow of business till you can quit your one shit job and work for yourself, set your own schedule. it doesnt have to be those trade tho. pretty much any regular service or trade job will do. you could mow fucking lawns if you want. i knwo a gal that graduated college, became a landscaper.. worked for the last 30 years mostly by herself.. has two houses, three cars, a power boat.. semi retired now, has someone else running it. minimal. here in california. hard work but easy.

Next, start working on yourself. if you want to go to school, do it. want to pick up another hobby, even getting more involved with animals? do it. focus on keeping moving, never stopping and growing non stop. get a good exercise routine and some friends that you can support each other. dont waste time on losers. find people going forward and network with them.

finally, start looking for a place you can move to and live, tomorrow, where you can keep a dog. if you cant afford much, dont worry, theres a million place out there you can live and keep a dog rent free. ive done it off and on for years. THE KEY IS BEING ABLE TO OFFER PEOPLE MORE THEN YOUR COST THEM. you could just walk into anyones house tomorrow, say im living here with my dog, and when they be like... what? youre already mowing the lawn and doing their laundry... getting dinner ready and reducing the load on them. trust me. you take the load off of other people and theyll happily share all theyve got that theyrre already paying for. want to get closer to dogs. hit up every dog trainer, boarder, groomer in your area and say you need a place and want to work it off.. or anybody that owns horses. FIND ANY AVAILIBLE ROOM WITH PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DOGS.. THEYLL BE MORE RECEPTIVE AND WELCOMING IF YOU CAN HELP THEM WITH THIER OWN ANIMALS FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. THINK PROFESSIONALS WHO WANT TO KEEP PETS BUT TRAVEL ALL THE TIME....

If you put in more then you take out, people will always want you around, and its not that hard to do.. er at least its accomplishable, to be able to support yourself at the bare minimum first, and help others some extra on top of that... IF CANT HAVE DOG WHERE YOU ARE NOW, IT MEANS YOUR MORE OF A BURDEN TO PEOPLE THEN JUST ADDING THE SIGHT OF A DOG WITH YOU IS WORTH TO THEM.. and that's straight up fucjkoin up life.

everywhere me and my doggo go is no dogs allowed. we rarely have any problems. im so helpful and usefull y those ive lived with and worked for that my dog is known as destroyer of couches.. (six to his count so far) because any place for over a couple months that what happens. never had a single' you fucked my couch complaint.', they simply got replaced with a smile when we left. that should be your goal now. find a polace, lvie their with your dog, wreck a couch, move out, everybody's happy. People say dogs not allowed.. but that aint true,. theres nothing like an invisible dog cannon that will blast em back out. you just bring your dog home, or to work, and let em know its both of you, or none of you. if you get fired or kicked out. you werent trying hard enough or doing a good enough job.



got this. the answer is who gives a shit.

understand youre asking a FETISH question here for a SEXUAL problem. since youve never had a dog, or a girl before, you dont know what you want. the only way to find out, is to try some. and then youll start to develop an idea for what you like, and what you dont. untill that point, for however many years youve been fantaszing.. thats just dick in hjand time where every time you come, you reinforce the idea what ever it was yore thinking about is the answer to your sexual gratification, and i got news for you.. its not. opretty safe bet what EVER youre thinking is wrong at this point... so lets assume that wanting to fuck a dog isnt for you.

Take this from my two decades personal experience turning girls out to dogs. the ones who take to it and like it are the ones whovve either just heard of it and want to try, or have grown up around dogs, own dogs, love dogs and live dog lives. mebbe they just dont have one they can fuck but when they find one theyre golden. Alternatively, theres this whole subset of women out there who spend years and YEARS and sometimes YEARS fantasizing about getting dog fucked.. and build up this fantasy of it in their head. maybe they cant come with guys or think the dog wiull be able to finally do it, or do better.. or theyre infatuated with this amazing idea of their pleasure and dont understand the big pictures.. blah blah., anyways case and point the longer they fantasize, the more likely it is theyre NOT going to like the experience. or theyre like.. okay i get it, bucket list accomplished. the longer you dwell on something, the less likely its going to be the answer. so sitting here wondering what kind of dog to fuck and thinking its puiddy, is a waste of everybodies time and also your life. when you come in it and find out its just a dog.. its just a dog. maybe that will happen to you, maybe not.,

Honestly, id focus on making yourself desirable enough you can secure a girl whos the same age as you.. whos been getting dicked down on for years already and already gotten hers, so she doesnt have to worry about that, knows the mechanics of everything, and can focus on giving you a fun time, relaxin, and helpin you get YOURS. any other scenarios are practically a recipe for unpleasant experience. try and have a ood o9ne, and make it a goal that you could at least attract another girl through who and what you are, even if 6you dont want em. shii. get to where you can get asked out and say 'naw id ratehr fuck my dog' its good forr laffs.

Sometimes you hit a fialure to launch point, or a road block, you have to get over before you can move on. you need to identify those and figure out how to do it. If having sex with a dog has become this wierd fixation you cant move on past, im going to take the unpopular opinion and say go out and find a bitch to fuck right now, and do it. p[preferably one whos experienced, with an owner that can help you do the same thing as the girl i just mentioned.. so youll get to have the best possible experience to have something to go off of.

otherwise.. its time to go get a dog. find ourself a big bitch and just put it in her... or any dog will do really.. thats over 65 pounds. your way past love and responsibility here.. or maybe not even close too. but either way if its dog way or the highway,, you got my permission to tail hole the fuck out of the next stray that you come across, just once. so you can get past this retardation. i believe with your life in the balance, once you bust that
nut, you can put that all behind you and focus on actually accomplishing something for yourself. itll either give you a burning desire to achieve so you can have more dog sex... or go out and achieve so you can experience more of life and find out what you want. either way itll get you over this hump.

thats my two cents., THIS SHOULD BE SELF EVIDENT. reasons why i think this is a fake one as it is.

trake it from someone that was actually doing shitt with their life, but still unnnesccsarily beating their pud and fantasizing about all this shit they wanted to do. ultimately, and around your age.. 24 i think for me, i was like fuck this.. im going to go out and attempt to actually DO these things i want, and find people (or animals?) interested in the same. its not as hard as you think. and once i got the ball rolling it was game on. itll be the same way for you too, as long as youre not wasting time on here asking dumb questions and jerking off to dog fuck videos.,

leave that up to us old timers who already drained our nuts in everything that would have us and are too lazy to go out and get more now rather then incapable of doing so.

best of luck.
The fuck is your problem?
I was 27 before losing mine, why do you hate this person so passionately for no reason?
Is this a troll attempt? Instead of writing a book of ranting bullshit, how about helping, reassuring, possibly offering advice?
 
Sorry. It popped into my head after picturing what the dog is gonna be thinking when after an hour of fumbling around, it's over in 30 seconds, followed by your reaction..

Ugh...
Didn't make it past 32 seconds before the cringe level caused my "OMG! Kill it! Kill it now! With fire!" reflex to kick in.
 
Woah man chill, I just wanted to start a convo 😅. I'm not suicidal and I do have a steady career, I enjoy porn and zoo alike but don't let jerking off or losing my virginity distract me from goals I've set and skills I want to learn.

But i do appreciate you taking your time to share your advice because irregardless of my situation it is some sound advice 👌(a thing which can be hard to come by)
apologies if i came off as callous, i can only speak from my own experience and my response was well loaded with self projection at the least.

id be curious to find out more about your goals tho, and why sexual activity isnt one of the primary ones.

I could see if you wanted to like, use visualization as motivation to buy a house. but i ont know if i see the benefit as much with a piddy. shouldnt she be pretty attainable right now, especially if youre on a good track.. and if its just the sex youre choosing not to Engauge in, what about the rest of the piddy. like the actual dog ownership and companionship part. do you not want to experience that as well? would you consider it a distraction to other things in your life? many would view dog ownership as a great opportunity to increase your personal responsibility. will that not pay off in dividends in the long run?

without any pets or emotional human companionship, id be ready to cut my throat in a quick hurry.

lol so sorry.. I just assumed without the same you would most likely feel the same way.
 
apologies if i came off as callous, i can only speak from my own experience and my response was well loaded with self projection at the least.

id be curious to find out more about your goals tho, and why sexual activity isnt one of the primary ones.

I could see if you wanted to like, use visualization as motivation to buy a house. but i ont know if i see the benefit as much with a piddy. shouldnt she be pretty attainable right now, especially if youre on a good track.. and if its just the sex youre choosing not to Engauge in, what about the rest of the piddy. like the actual dog ownership and companionship part. do you not want to experience that as well? would you consider it a distraction to other things in your life? many would view dog ownership as a great opportunity to increase your personal responsibility. will that not pay off in dividends in the long run?

without any pets or emotional human companionship, id be ready to cut my throat in a quick hurry.

lol so sorry.. I just assumed without the same you would most likely feel the same way.

No probs, and if you have something like wickr we can chat on, you can DM me I'd love to talk
 
I honestly have no idea why being a shithead is so popular on this site. So much unnecessary vitriol and malice.. it genuinely makes me worry about those who post like that. If they're so toxic to other people at the slightest disagreement or difference of opinion, how do you think they treat their animals?

Why can't people just be nice lmao it's so easy. I figured this was supposed to be a community that helps fellow zoos to learn (and get off of course), not a high school rife with bullying and general negativity. It's a shame.
Who are you talking about just curious.
 
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