Thread for favorite awful zoo porn titles on some sites (you know which ones)

[shortbutfast]

I'll start, mild spice as the op here, things get much spicier.

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fixed:
in lack of animal dicks, a minx fucks with her human. She ain't lackin tho, sorry hubby

 

[Porky]

Whoever comes up with the titles at PervertSlut must be fucking blind. I remember one where they got the species wrong (dog instead of horse), the "college girl" was actually a well-known older AOZ star (and the video was still watermarked), and IIRC there was something about skin color ("nubian" maybe) which was also wrong since she wasn't black.

 

[PeteVap]

Kinky whore getting her large wet crack stretched even greater quantity by her studhorse​

 

[nekdoneco123]

was on FORBIDDEN_WEBSITE! along the lines of "trailer trash guy can't find a girlfriend so he let's his dog fuck him".. like what? oO

 

[Thyrilanos]

my favorite on an site, that is no longer there: "drove wife to work, to fuck the Dog".

 

[arcticwolf69]

lot of non english speakers using google i think

girl is good to make bestiality for sex with dog
hommaid girl have bestiality for dog
horny teen desperate for man, only find dog

lof of WTF ones over the years, can't think of at the moment

 

[shortbutfast]

was on FORBIDDEN_WEBSITE! along the lines of "trailer trash guy can't find a girlfriend so he let's his dog fuck him".. like what? oO

theres SO MANY OF THESE. "guy can't get a girl so he bends over for his hung dog"

It all reads like bot written titles generated from the generation of bot generated titles that came before it. Some of the titles are straight up derogatory to gays and a shitton are deffo leaning on the 'shameful shaming kink disgust title' routine a bit to hard for it to be close to sexy rather than unintentionally hilarious.

Kinky whore getting her large wet crack stretched even greater quantity by her studhorse​

you win best impression in thread for suuuure. bonus points for making the spacing of an ass crack a quantity.

Whoever comes up with the titles at PervertSlut must be fucking blind. I remember one where they got the species wrong (dog instead of horse), the "college girl" was actually a well-known older AOZ star (and the video was still watermarked), and IIRC there was something about skin color ("nubian" maybe) which was also wrong since she wasn't black.

i routinely see even the wrong gender labled. on luxure i'd wager as much as a 6th of the total male human male dog videos on the site are under the female/dog category, if they have any tags at all beyond 'knot, teen, dog'.

I'll add.... have yall seen the comments on the FORBIDDEN_WEBSITE!.co vids that are all the exact same repeated "my husband does not fuck me..."?? I just went to look for an example and i cant find a single one now when i feel as though they were on every single video i jerked to for half a year lol

 

[nekdoneco123]

can't say i ever read comments on porn videos (well, if i don't count replies in porn threads here anyway).. i'd say a bot of some kind?

 

[shortbutfast]

can't say i ever read comments on porn videos (well, if i don't count replies in porn threads here anyway).. i'd say a bot of some kind?

World's dumbest bot. In an era when compromised computer systems power politic blitzkrieg by bot someone wrote a bot that's just "comment the same thing on every single video"