The Adventures of WhoFlungPew

[Hewflungpew]

I figured I would post some of my experiences.
WARNING: my adventures may include fence hopping, cannabis use,
LOTS of youth stupidity. Last but not least,terrible grammar!

My meaning behind the things I will tell you is for others to learn from my mistakes.
Hopfuly I will have the ability to help ppl stay safe.

I figure just like any good book, I should probly start at the beginning:

In my early teens I lived with my father on a horse farm, we always seamed to have at least 5 horse's that were ours and a handful of others that belonged to my father's rich uncle. He would transfer horses back and forth between his land and our little acreage in the city.

Later I would find out why(they would come back with more workable attitude)

After I would get back from school I had my daily horse chores feed, watter. I would also clean up the daily shits cause I hated when they would lay in it.

I would spend all day, everyday With our horses brushing and using the currie comb I would also bathe them and use the equine shampoo/conditioner. No sexual thoughts about it at this point, I looked at them as the amazing beautiful animals that they are. Thats all they were to me at this point.

Once I found my first love(female human) and after a few times of messing around she would always leave me hanging.

Eventually I started wondering about why I would now start getting hard around our mares. I felt ashamed I thought about it.(boning my mare)

I don't know if sandy(my mare) knew my body was changing or not or if its just the first time I realy paid attention to her winking. She also seamed to do it more and more the more I was around her.

One day I was out with our horses on a weekend when everyone was home.
I was the only one out there I started with our palomino mare, I thought when I was brushing her( I wonder if she will let me touch her) well she did!

I was slow and gentile, guiding my hand around her rump and feeling the warmth of her neither region. She lifted her tail and let out some wind, let me feel her soft warm beautiful vulva.

I put a finger in her lips and it blew my mind how hot she was! How she Felt and smelled, I'm taking this all in for the first time(with a mare) it was like a sensory overload for me.

I started getting more and more into fingering this beautiful palomino looking back at me and watching me please her the best my young self could. I was all in the moment when I heard $%@€£(my name) very loudly.

My grandfather had caught me fingering his mare with the utmost enthusiasm!

He still hasn't said anything about it to this day. Or spoken about it to anyone.

I kinda stoped messing with the mares for a while when that happened.

At least until my GF wouldn't have sex with me tell I came. I also started thinking about how our mare smelled better when I was fingering her.

The point I learned from this was
All ways be aware of your surroundings even if you think you are the only ine there: why I never go see horse's alone if I have to leave property.(zoo friend cums with)

MORE TO CUM: my zoo friends.
This is the start of how I got started on my so far 22yr zoo fun.

 

[Hewflungpew]

So after being with my first love I was always left hanging sexually, with communication and always left with the Bill when we and or her friends would go out with us to an event or dinner.

I started thinking: my mare never gives me the attitude I get from K(GF) she also smells better.

I started thinking about boning her(sandy) again.

The next day my dad had to go move a excavator and had a dinner date. So I was left all alone Agin with the exeption of my grandfather.

I made sure my grandpa didn't see me heading out to the horses so I wouldn't have a repeat.

When I got out there my mare started whinnieing at me. I got in her stable/run as fast as I could so she wouldn't draw attention.

I gave my girl a couple carrots and lots of hugs after she chomped them down.
I didnt have my brush or comb with me so I decided to braid her tail in the corner of the stall(this will come into play latter, she train's her self to back up to me in the corner when I stand on a bucket cause she gets used to the routeen)

I don't touch her special place the whole time I am braiding her tail. I just have it to the side, taking in the view. I could have stared at her all day at this point in my life.

Once I get done braiding her tail I get closer and take in a big whiff of horse ass.(I was never worried about getting kicked cause I was with them everyday and knew how to read their body language and they loved me like I loved them)

This is when I had my first tast of my girl's beautiful pussy, at this point my mind was already made up that I was not a lover of human pussy.

I licked and sucked her for I can't even tell you how long.. Any horse lover can attest to how fast the time goes when you are with them.

When i finaly thought about how I would get high enough to stuck it in her, it was dinner time and my pops whistled to me to come in. Shot the rest of my night to shit...but Ohhh the next day!!

So I couldn't sleep almost a night cause I was thinking about how to get my cock in her.

I got up in the morn not having school and my dad went to chace his own pussy.
So as I was putting my girls bridle on to take her to the back of the horse trailer where I could stand.. I found a bucket.. And it was like a cartoon when the lightbulb appears over their head.

I grab the bucket and go to the corner of the stall where she would always stand while I brushed her.

She walked over to me and swung around putting her rump near me as if to say...face in butt now!

I played with her gorgeous rump squeezing her cheeks and rubing her down.
I had to oblige the face in butt now demand she had seamed to have givin me.

After my face smelled like her, I got the bucket and positioned myself where I could enter.. Only to find I am 2 in short.
I found anouther bucket to stack on top and hurried back as fast as I could hoping she had not moved.

She stayed right where I left her, I stack the buckets got up on it in haste and fell over making a loud thud on the barn.

It made her jump a bit and walk away.
I stayed there and waited for like 1 min.
She looked in the stall from the outside.

She came back in and came up to me and swung around Agin. I put the bucket back where I nedded it and I finaly got what I was after.

I couldn't believe how much hotter she was than K. I thought she would be easy to get into.. But I didn't put my tip in the bottom of her labia and work it up to her entrance getting her goo on my tool. (Handy tip for first timers)

I whent for the gold(her entrance) and once my tip got in and I felt her heat and the grip she had on my cock.. She winked and pushed the tip of my cock out of her and made me cum in one simple motion.

I WAS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND CANT GET ME OFF.. BUT A MARE THAT CAN TAKE A 2.5 FOOT COCK CAN MAKE ME CUM INSTANTLY.. Mind was sooooooo blown!

So the whole day was out in her stall! I could only get up to lasting Maby 3-5 min.. Even after cumming 20 times that day.

Lessons I learnd: need possibly 2 buckets, i like horse pussy more than human's.
I need to last longer.
Sure footing getting on buckets!!!

More 2 cumm my zoo'ies

 

[Hewflungpew]

Disclaimer: fence hopping, some of my stories may make some of you hate me.
You're entitled to that! I am giving my experiances as a learning what not to do.
Save me the hate speeches! I also no longer fence hopp. No need to.


The night I found the golden ticket:
Some yrs after the last installation of my afore mentioned adventures.

I moved to my mother's fathers house, working with him building subdivisions and such.

When I wasn't at school I was on a scraper(heavy equipment) one friday night I cashed my check and had planned night with K. I went to pick her up and take her to a drive in movie after dinner.

Her dad told me she was at a girlfriend's house. I went to said girls house to find neither of them there. Long storie short:
She cheated on me, we broke up.

At that point I got to thinking about how young we were and if shes doing this at this age..whats it gonna be like latter in life.

I came to a realisation that humans are sluts, and why should I feel bad about having these thoughts I am having about my mares when humans are spreading stds everywhere and fucking indiscriminately.

Not bring at the family horse farm and not owning a licensed vehicle to get there.
I decided to walk down the canal roads by gramp's house.

I walked down the whole road looking at all the horses along the back parcels of everyone's properties. Making sure its as safe as I can make it for me to do my horse thing.

Once I felt confident I couldn't be seen at this person's back pasture, after siting there for 30min. I went in their pasture and was met buy a sweet mare that came up and gave me licks on the face as I was sitting there watching the horses.

The others didn't come up to me they stayed closer to the row of bushes close to the house.

I knew this mare was kind and welcomed my presence. I got some burs out of her main and tail. Gave her a kiss on her pussy, went and got my bucket on the other side of the fence and went and had some grate fun with this sweet mare.

I thought at the time I made her cum, but it was just her winking on me and all of our combined juices leaking out of her that soaked my undies.

I probly was with her for an hour straight popping off in her and continuing to pump her the whole time.

I came back to her many many many times always welcomed by her first.
There were also 3 other properties with horses along this road I visited often.

Unforchunetly this showed me in my youth that I could go get pleasure with other ppls animals if I controlled the hazards.
This worked.....for a while.

More to cum my zoo'ies

 

[Hewflungpew]

So I am gonna sum up the next many yrs one one statement: young dumb and full of cum!

I went into many,many,many ppls yards I shouldn't have for 6yrs. I had a horrible mentality: I didn't care who you were, if you had mares I would come fuck them.

It went like this until I had an encounter with LEO(law enforcement officers)

(To my(our)group members: I know I am gonna leave some things out-shhhh, for obvious reasons)

So this is the last time I fence hopped..in a nut shell. I gave a longer account of this in the 'have you ever been caught'
I would give you a link.. But honestly I am lazy. Mods feel free do to so

One night I was sitting home looking at beastforum and horse porn.
I thought: I can go have the real thing.
I went, I got caught, I got charges dropped pending a drug test and a mental health evaluation.

Since then I never go alone and never tresspass! Ever!



My rules if I go off property(my land)
#1 never tresspass

#2 never go alone, go with a zoo friend.
Use the buddy system, one look out, one having fun..then switch.

#3 always have a reason why you are where you are and why you are out so late! IE: photography: in some instances you can actually legally hop a fence if you are an amateur photographer(as long as it isn't a fence that has a no trespassing sign)state depending ofcoarce

#4 IF you have to, only mess with animals at a public stable(can't get trespassing.unless you steal or break somthing)
Never sneak into an unknown barn.

#5 scout your location you want to play with animals. Look for cameras, ways to enter and exit without being seen and or get to your car ninja like.



Better yet don't do anything tell you get your own privacy to keep an animal.
Not everyone has that ability, so if you have to.. use them 5 guidelines on the journey.

More to come: in just wanted to wrap up all the fence hopping yrs fast..i know the dislike for that.

Twill get interesting from here.?
Cause After this I meet my zoo friends,that will be referred to as their beastforum name's.

 

[Hewflungpew]

The night I met wantinghuge: Wantinghuge was a guy I started talking to on the forum(beastforum)

I was really nervous about the face to face meeting we set up. Yes brutha, I was jumping out of my skin. You were my first meeting? feel special? HA!
You already know that..they don't.

Anyways: when he rolled up in his'farm' truck. I felt so much relief! After we got to talking and smoked a bowl I knew this guy wasn't a cop.. So we went to see some horses

We took a ride, blazed a bowl(weed) and talked about god knows what..weed is a hell of a drug. HA! Then we went to see the horses, he helped me with one mare. He was giving her kisses and scratches while I loved her.

We were in a very dark area outside surrounded by barns that would block all view so we didn't feel the need to have one guy walking around the place.. I mean we just roasted a bowl and bullshited for an hour and listened and watched for anyone b4 we got out to see the horses.

I boned her and he fisted her after tell she moved away and seamed content.
We called it a night

Great night!

 

[Zaruxin]

Definitely an interesting story you have, I found it relaxing & exciting to read

 

[Hewflungpew]

the night I met 6pitbull9: we met at the petco by my house.

We been talking on the forum for a year b4 we finaly met in person.

We met at petco where he was working at the time. We got in his truck and started talking, conversation turned to weed(fucking stoners!) Haha. He went to get his I went to get mine after we exchanged numbers.

We met at my house I think, can't remember
Weed is a hell of a drug! All I remeber is smoking a bunch of bowls at a church overlooking the golf coarce.

We clicked like I did with Wantinghuge so we went to anouther place I know.

Has sheep,horses,cows,pigs,goats.(public grounds)
We walked around and looked for any late night strollers. Didn't see any.

I asked him what he wanted to dine on tonight haha. He went for the horses while I looked around.

I kept an eye out for a while and went back to check on 6pit9 he wasn't having any luck with the lady horses so I took him to the cows.. He jumped right in, I was like Hell yea! He ain't scared of cow shit.

He worked his way to their barn and I seen him lay down behind a cow laying in the barn
I thought aight hes golden I'll go watch for ppl. He came out like 10 min latter with a huge grin ear to ear! Told me brutha I owe you for checking off one thing on my bucket list.. I said hell all I ask is you're friendship.

We smoked anouther bowl and went and hit the cow barn together.
We nicknamed one lady there Queenie.
She is all ways accomodating to well..me now since your ass is in anouther state haha.

Only for now brutha, and I am bringing zoo friends out there with me as you know.

I also want to add: guitarzan,wantinghuge,rd622,wyldstyle,S&E
Don't take offence if I talk more about some of us. I simply have had more time with others. Me and 6pit9 spent many,many nights together.

More to cum my zoo'ies it's late

 

[Hewflungpew]

Definitely an interesting story you have, I found it relaxing & exciting to read ♥

Well thank you.

 

[Hewflungpew]

Just took a dab.. Feel like I can do anouther segment.

Agin: most of the stories I have for a couple years is mostly about 6pit9

Huge had some family shit happen and kinda dropped off the grid. So I only seen him once in a while for a few yrs and it would take me getting in trouble agin(in a few yrs)to realize what kind of friend I have in Guitarzan. I mean that whole heartedly brutha?
You would have saved my ass if I listened to ya.. But that's anouther storie in itself, that Probly won't be covered considering the details.

I might touch on it.

Back on track: now these are Probly out of order but I'll try to keep a ceirtan timeline.
We were after all total stoners at this time.

6pit9 and I started hanging out on a nightly basis at least smoking and saying hi b4 he went home 2 miles away.

I remember one particular night we went to the "farm"
(pigs,goats,cows,horses,sheep)
6pit9 asked me if I ever tried a goat.
I said yea I have, the sex is good but you smell like a goat for 2 days even after a shower.. Expecialy is you miss your mark(meaning their pussy) and go in the butt then your dick will stink for 2 days.

So he decided to try to see if we could get a sheep to come to us. Since I never been with one either.



We went to the sheep pen and open the gate and went in, we were greated by 5 or so that were very weary of us.

He tried to get closer and they just backed up into the barn. I told him to come back and sit down by me. After we Sat there for 20 min or so their curiosity got the better of them and they slowly coming out one by one.

They eventually came up to smell us and we stayed there for 5 or 10min letting them smell us at their level.

Eventually we were able to get to our knees without them freaking out, after that it was a matter of waiting for one of them to walk by and touch them only 2 of them would let us pet them.

We gave them love and I tried walking on my knees around ones side, at the half way mark I was able to give her a gentile reach around. She seamed to like it, she didn't move and let me move around slowly to her rump while I played with her fluff covered muff haha.

I got into position and whipped out o'l Jimmy
Spit on my hand and lubed my tip.

It was realy hard, giggidy, to get in her.
But once I did I had so much force built in behind my cock trying to get in that when I moved my cock around I went all the way in 7in..fyi. And she bleated loudly!

I know I'm gonna catch flak for this as in how do I know.. But I'm telling you it didn't sound like a pain bleat. It sounded like a WTF is this bleat haha. I don't know how else to explain the sound. It was funny as hell if I am gonna be honest.

Me and 6pit9 were laughing so hard we scared the sheep and we had to leave! We talked about that last time we seen eachouther and we still busted up!

 

[Hewflungpew]

Dab Agin..

6pit9 and I were gonna go on an excursion
To find this barn I was seeing doing a subdivision.

I looked on google maps found a way to the place and we took off to find the sneaky way into the place. Some handy info: its wintertime and snow on roads that don't get trafic. And we are in a chev impala 2000ish

Remember when I said youth stupidly..yea this is one of them times. We are mid 20 somthing at this point.

So we go find the canal road that leads to the back road to this gigantic barn that I wanted to inspect.

Found the canal and it had Maby an inch of snow. We decide to chance it and go down the road.

Start going down the road and we see signs of pipe work going across the canal. Didn't think nothing of it.

We hit what we thought was a rock on the way down the road. We keep going and make it to the end and we don't realy see a good way to get there. So we decide to go back down the road we just came down.

On the way back I look over to the left and see what might be a dirt road to the barn.
At that point 6pit9 slows down cause he sees a dip in the road that was the rock we thought we hit.

We think we can make it.. We made it once right. So he starts going and takes it slow and bottoms out the front drive tiers car fram sits on frozen ground.. SHIT!

We can't get unstuck.. No cat litter no ties no nothing. We were stuck at 9:30 pm.
We walked around and found a house
Knocked and a little boy awnserd I t9ld him we are stuck can your dad come help us.

He hesitated and I heard his mom whisper don't tell him dads not home.

So we left. Couldn't find anyone else.
We spent all night in his car waiting for hus bro to cime pull us out.

I think he got there around 1:30 am.
The things you do for horse pussy!!!

Don't go on snowy roads with a 2wd car searching for horses!

 

[Hewflungpew]

More to cum.

 

[Hewflungpew]

6pit9 and I went to the farm Agin one weekday night, we pull into the place and we see an officer talking with a young lady and she had a German shepherd with her.

We thought our night was shot. 6pit9 wanted to go somewhere else, I said lets park and go talk with them.

We did, basicaly we stayed there and kinda crashed their party talking with them both.
It was obvious this guy was into this chick..
And she was hot, me and 6pit9 both said later we still would rather have funn with the k9 than her. Haha.

Eventually the pair left and we did our normal walk around the place looking for ppl walking or whatever.

Once we we're done he wanted to go see the horses Agin.

We do, out in the heard of maby ten horses.
A mixture of mares and guildings.
We se a little pony mare, has many times as we tried she wanted nothing to do with us.

Eventually we got the hint she want not coming up to us, we didn't want to stress her so ww left her alone.

However ther was a paint there that my buddy was able to do some stuff with.
I seen him doing his thing, as I was walking around looking out I seen a horse laying down. I was able to approach the horse, as i got closer within about 10 feet I got on my knees and talked calmly to the horse saying hi buddy, your just chillin arnt'ya, you gonna be nice?

I seen no jerky head movements, ears were focused on me. I let the the horse smell me
Sad down and gave scratches for a while and decided to see if I could get to the rump without the horae getting up.

I was able to get back there and the horse was still calm and watching me. I put my hand under the tail and it was a guilding.

I was like.. Well I'll try it. And I am glad I did.
First time doing anal with a horse.
I couldn't believe how much muscle their anus consisted of.

It was a wholenouther level to ad to horses for me.

By the time I was spent 6pit9 and I caught up and he said he was only able to giver ger aome oral and get the tip in with the mare he was playing with.

I told him about the guilding that I just had fun with. So he whent over to say hi to him.

Just like me, he was able to get up to him and do his thing and give him hugs afterword.
Was anouther great night.

I learned that I was bi with horses??
Well both of us for that matter!
To an extent haha.

More to cum my zoo'ies

 

[Hewflungpew]

Some of the group have expressed privacy so they will not be mentioned hardly at all.

So sounds like I will mostly be talking about me and 6pit9, our family farm and one or 2 places said friend and I would go to.

One night 6pit9 and I were talking about how nice it would be to have a lady friend that would want to be with his pit or my boxer(both studs)

We tried to get a few women we were talking with on beastforum to meet with us.

We were only able to get 1 to meet with us
We ended up meeting a a public place, meeting went fine. I walked my dog there and 6pit9 met us both there.

Never heard from her agin.
We kinda gave up finding a lady from the forum and he met some girl somewhere and started dating her.

I ask him if she had a friend, he set me up his girlfriend's friend.

We went to her house for a double date BBQ, talk around the outdoor fire pit.

Her and I hit it off, we were all drinking whiskey and coke or moonshine.
Had a fun night, 6pit9's GF left to go home.

Her and I went in the house and shagged for an hour while 6pit9 shagged her mares.

He brought me over so he said he would wait and eat the left overs by the fire tell we came back.(yea thats what happened)

Eventually I came to the realization that she was attractive to me mentaly but I simply am not sexually attracted to humans.. I could not get off with her either. Unless I was thinking about her mares while she sucked me.

One night after what we called sex happened. She asked me if I had a fantasy.

I told her I want to watch my GF play with a stallions cock. She took it well, in that she said " I am glad you feel comfortable enough to tell me that, but it won't be me"

After that I couldn't see any reason to continue a relationship or even sex with her.

This was my last girlfriend, it lasted 2 mnths haha.

I learned if I am ever to date a woman Agin she would have to arouse me mentally like my last ex but she would also have to be zoo.

I felt I couldn't have sex with her without a condom unless I told her I was a horse slut.

That was one hangup for me and I want a zoo girl if I ever date Agin.

I know 6pit9 misses her mares haha.
So do I, I bet they miss us to.

More to cum my zoo'ies