dalmatianlover
Citizen of Zooville
So this morning get up, bath, get dressed, get in the car, drive to the doctor, meet the nurse doing my smear test, undress from the waste down as instructed, lay down on the couch, bi manual test, insert speculum, takes swab, question whilst looking into my vagina ‘what sort of dog do you own? Sorry did I hurt you because you tensed up?” Me “a Dalmatian why?’ Nurse “oh I thought so because your leggings are covered in short dog hairs, they moult quite a lot don’t they”? “I’ve got a Labrador cross, his hair gets everywhere“. Me “yes everywhere especially in my socks” Nurse “they give you so much though don’t they, you don’t mind a little fur here and there, all done everything looks fine, get dressed, you’ll get the results in a couple of weeks. Give your lad a belly rub from me” me “thank you“ walks out with knickers inside out red as a beetroot. How’s your day?
