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Taking your pet to the vet....good or bad?

Thornz2000

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Do anyone of you have issues with the vet?
I mean they are not stupid so do you run risk of exposure?

I thought about the whole vet thing.
Idea I got for a bitch is that my friend who's dog is fixed comes over often. The he mounts my bitch a lot, but since he is fixed I let them do whatever.
Unknown how it would hold up, to me sounds legit, but.... I don't know.
 
I feel the same way about vets as I do human docs.. They are all about the money.

I have 1 vet that I do like, I have a wellness program my pups do. Other than that I don't do vets unless it's absolutely a need.

As far as what you are saying:
As long as they don't have blood excretion a vet will not likely do a vaginal inspection.

When They do that im sure they are looking for scare tissue, vaginal tears.

I highly doubt they will take a fluid sample and test for human DNA.

I don't see petco or where ever you go sending fluid samples off to a expensive lab for testing on a routeen checkup.

There would have to be certain circumstances for that to happen.. Like a court order.

I am not a vet, so take this with a grain of salt.
 
Do anyone of you have issues with the vet?
I mean they are not stupid so do you run risk of exposure?

I thought about the whole vet thing.
Idea I got for a bitch is that my friend who's dog is fixed comes over often. The he mounts my bitch a lot, but since he is fixed I let them do whatever.
Unknown how it would hold up, to me sounds legit, but.... I don't know.
If they're not questioning it, don't bring it up. Going in for a check up? Don't go in after you just plowed her. A male dog going after a female is normal anyway. Not like you have to keep bringing it up every time.
 
If they're not questioning it, don't bring it up. Going in for a check up? Don't go in after you just plowed her. A male dog going after a female is normal anyway. Not like you have to keep bringing it up every time.
I got no pet 8-(
However, just thinking a head if anything in the future I would be questioned on.
 
My friend, goes by "Wolf," has a good relationship with his vet. That said, he brought his female German Shepard in on an emergency call... a glop of his own semen falls out on the exam table. The vet asks, "Do I need to put that under a microscope or are you going to admit what I think it is?"

He was silent. But his vet was cool. Told him he knew how much he loved this dog. Did not suspect abuse at all.

Close call, eh?
 
one of my cousins is a our "Local" Vet. so yeah I take my dogs there often.
never had any unusual questions asked of me. I cannot vouch for the dogs though. lol
 
If its for the wellness of the animal absolutely take them to the vet but I agree as long as you don't go in after a session you should be good and a male going after a female is normal behavior
 
Taking your critter to vet might be good or might be bad. It depends.

Not taking your critter to vet is always bad. Missing vaccines is Aggie Roulette (Russian Roulette with an automatic).
 
As far as I know. No health problem that a bitch or stud could get, can be solely blamed on a human having consensual non-abusive sex with the dog.

U.I. or Urinary infections? Some dogs get those without ever breeding. (still, wash your penis before putting it inside her, be a gentleman)

Vaginal lacerations? Well, that shouldn't happen with consensual non-abusive sex. So, why would you fear that?

Rectum/vaginal prolapse? Again, dogs can get this without having sex. Constipation, giving birth to puppies, birth defects, all those can cause a prolapse. A vet should have no reason to suspect human sexual intervention. And again, prolapses shouldn't happen with consensual non-abusive sex unless the dog had a birth defect you didn't know about or a past history of getting prolapses you didn't know about, in wich case, you should not be having sex with her/him in the future.

Pyometra? Similar to U.I. Bitches get those even if they never had sex before. FYI: If your bitch is middle age, it may be worth getting her a hysterectomy where only the uterus is removed, so no pyometra can happen. Pyometra risk increase with older age, wcihotu uteris the risl of pyometra is ZERO and she will still enter in heat, even mate with dogs or humans, but no babies can be made as there is no uterus)

Now obviously, don't take your bitch or stud to the veterinarian just after you had sex with him/her. It won't be good if she/he start dripping a fluid that smell like human semen, feels like human semen, taste like human semen and moves and looks like human semen in the microscope.

And in the very odd case you took all proper precautions during sex and a major accident happened during sex that injured the dog genitals in a way that would require medical attention, then you may have to be very creative to come up with an excuse on how the dog got hurt. I'm mainly thinking about males here, I can't see how you could accidentally hurt a bitch genitals during consensual, safe, non-abusive sex.

With males I can see how major accidents could happen, a male penis could be scratched or bumped against a furniture accidentally causing a laceration or trauma. Like, imagine you are holding your dog penis in your hands and peacefully sucking his tip and suddenly 2 cats start fitting all over the roof of your home, your dog instantly runs away to bark at the cats, you had no time to let go his penis, your nails are short and sanded, yet he still gets scratched by your nails pretty bad, not only that, the dog running with his dick flopping side to side, manages to bump his dick into a low table. Oouh. How could you explain a swollen bruised scratched dog penis to a vet? I don't know... Maybe find a vet that is also a zoo in case something like this happens?
 
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I take my dog to the vet whenever he has a health issue and I am not sure that I can cure it on my own. I also take my dog to the vet to get some regular medicine he needs. The dog wouldn't really have to come with me to get the medicine, but he does not like to be left alone. Besides, I think it's good that the dog also visits the vet when nothing uncomfortable happens there. Hence my dog isn't nervous at the vet. He's actually looking forward to get treats there. Last but not least: I take him there for vaccinations.

Find a good vet that both you and your animal feel comfortable with, if you can.
 
Now obviously, don't take your bitch or stud to the veterinarian just after you had sex with him/her. It won't be good if she/he start dripping a fluid that smell like human semen, feels like human semen, taste like human semen and moves and looks like human semen in the microscope.

I may be wrong, but if your vet smells, tastes, and/or feels semen that leaks out of a dog's insides, then being exposed is the least of your problems, and I have a pretty good idea your secret would be safe with him/her. :LOL:
 
I work at a vet office we wouldn't suspect possible penatration unless there was damage to the anus or vulva if the dog is coming in for sometimes like vaccines unless we want to do a temp prostate or anal gland expression we don't even check the genitals we focus on eyes ears mouth heart lungs stomach and joints.
 
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