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Story Time! Tell us about your best/worst date experience.

Beau.Smile

Tourist
This can be zoo or non-zoo. Tells us a story about a memorable date and what made it great or absouletly miserable, it does not have to be spicy.

I'll go first. Early date with my now wife. Went out for dinner and drinks and somehow ended up at an old aracade. We have a long standing competition in pool and air-hockey that gets pretty out of hands at times. This particular night was not one of my best. My partner, the beautiful table shark she is, kicked my ass... I lost $200, had to take two shots of tequila with mayo and walked home telling everyone we passed that I suck at pool. Brutal.
I did get some excellent sex afterwards, so maybe win-win.
 
For once, a young gal came on to me to go for drinks. We did and it went pretty well, with her coming right out and telling me what she wanted after a couple of vodkas. we went for a drive to find some privacy and ended up in the middle of a national forest near our home. Standing outside the truck and she barreled in for a kiss, damn near knocking some of our teeth out. Honest to God, it was like being devoured by an English Mastiff, only smaller and faster, like missus pacman. Made an excuse, loaded her obvious virgin ass up and took her home, never to see her again.
And I blame the whole debacle on myself. All the signs were there, I was just to horny to pick them up. And worse, I over reacted to the situation. I could have very easily slowed the pace and direct the action to more of a beginners pace and it may have turned out to be a nice first time for her and way less traumatic for me. Don't know why virgins have always scared me, other than you're taking responsibility for a moment in another persons sexlife that they will always carry with them, and that's way more important then most guys may realize. It kind of sets the tone for how they perceive and interact with men for possibly the bulk of their lives and I failed her this time. That is probably one of the three times I wish I could go back and change things.
 
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